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it doesn’t matter where i am, or how much fun i’m having, i’m ready to go home
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be wary of spaces where 1) no questions are allowed and 2) thought-terminating slogans are rampant
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if you see a video of a canadian saying 'i fuckin hate minions' and as a result firmly believe all canadians hate minions then you are little dumb dumb
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white people would always look at me funny when i told them i didn't fw the guy that's clearly cosplaying as a black revolutionary
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EMPTY AND MARVELOUS a new novel by me May 4, 2027 from @ScribnerBooks share.google/cLRQQuwF6aAmejP…
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zero interest in watching that manipulative twerp interview the pathological liar scam lady
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my holy trinity: wolf dreams - ann beattie lady with the dog - chekov shopgirls - f. barthelme
please tell me 2-3 short stories you like that you can remember right off the dome without digging in to any lists or notes. maybe not favorite but ones you can cite off rip 1. p’s parties jhumpa lahiri 2. class war to nantucket 3. the kij johnson one about the bridge builder
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lmao glasses like “i’ve seen some crazy shit”
Mayor Mamdani says that he's finally received his high-level security clearance, after over 9 months on the job w/o it. "I have my security clearance now," he says. background here: gothamist.com/news/mayor-mam…
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i have 345 cliche threshold because i'm a bigger person
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glad the mass psychosis around this objectively good artist is starting to wear off, thanks @jeffihaza
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shit is embarrassing
Trump: "We're going to be changing the name of Lake Ontario, effective immediately, to Lake America. That's going to take place right now."
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White people be like: "Yeah, I've really been into Alvvays recently"
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why is everyone hatin bro ts goes hard
This Edward Sharp and the Magnetic zeros for zoomettes with low self esteem. I’m sorry :(
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If Hitler were alive today his poems on Hobart would get 83 likes and 12 reposts from transactional “friends”
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bro you read one nominee
Just read one of the Booker Prize nominees and found it so banal and underwritten. I just miss novels that have full scenes with sensory detail --settings, dialogue, descriptions, etc. Why are novelists today so trapped in these webs of abstracted interiority?
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david remnick won a pulitzer for his book on the decline of the ussr. it's really good for people who are interested in learning vs empty/performative factionalism.
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Best pronunciation of Fyodor Dostoevsky I’ve ever heard
Errol Holden on success
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all of my big brain friends who are good at seeing through american propaganda are absolute dogshit at seeing through chinese and russian propaganda
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Steven Hall and Arthur Russell, 1983
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they’re taking over. they’re assembling a team or whatever. please god
FOX 13 Seattle reports there may be more than one Jimothy roaming Ballard.
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