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Tim Ryder

@timryder

yeah i think we're done here https://teapawt.net/t.co/yNVPTlrHwf

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Borghilde the Fortune Teller (@phunkybeck) has a lot to say about the magic of cheese. Listen to the full episode here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Wrote a column about my very serious concern that the robot in Astro Bot isn’t attractive enough for people to enjoy thegamer.com/astro-bot-robot…
I’m Worried The Robot in Astro Bot Isn’t Attractive Enough For Me To Enjoy

I’m Worried The Robot in Astro Bot Isn’t Attractive Enough For Me To Enjoy

Astro Bot is, apparently, fantastic. But how can I enjoy it if the main character isn't hot?

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This is why the internet was created.
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Good things come out of Minnesota.
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staid@staidindoors4 Aug 2024
BREAKING: Vice President Kamala Harris has picked Tom Servo as her running mate. Tom Servo has spent the last 36 years aboard the Satellite of Love watching B movies as an experiment to judge his reaction to them. He is considered politically moderate and a robot.
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Here’s what we are going to do: Donate to the charity Steve Albini ran with his wife Heather. The one that changes lives, gets people on their feet again. Because this is too awful to know what to do. And when you don’t know what to do, do good. letterscharity.org

Letters Charity | Letters To Santa

Letters To Santa brings immeasurable joy and vital economic relief to local families. Letters To Santa is the primary program of Letters Charity, a 501(c)3 nonprofit organization.

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A news anchor speaks before satellite footage of the Earth, which has grown evil eyes and large fangs. The anchor says "it's now been sever days since the eart transformed into Dracula. Scientists have indeed confirmed that the face rising out of the planet's surface is definitely Dracula's. We cut to scientists reading a printout from a machine that says 100% Dracula. One of the scientists confirms "yep, that's Dracula." The New anchor then says "we go to the SMashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan for comment." Billy Corgan says "the world is a vampire."

ALT A news anchor speaks before satellite footage of the Earth, which has grown evil eyes and large fangs. The anchor says "it's now been sever days since the eart transformed into Dracula. Scientists have indeed confirmed that the face rising out of the planet's surface is definitely Dracula's. We cut to scientists reading a printout from a machine that says 100% Dracula. One of the scientists confirms "yep, that's Dracula." The New anchor then says "we go to the SMashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan for comment." Billy Corgan says "the world is a vampire."

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comedians complaining about cancel culture and “comedy censorship” should try doing a standup set from the 1920’s and see how terribly those jokes land and realize that comedy evolves and so can they
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How it started: How it’s going:
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Days after launch, you sit at a red light. The novelty is gone, you aren’t any happier. Maybe it’s your imagination but the gaps in the door look off. You think you saw a car full of teens laughing at you earlier. You’re now 100k in debt for a meme, and you feel nothing
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Oh my god in person this thing looks even fucking stupider
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A final #MakeMoreMST3K update, and a thank you from Joel showmaker.mst3k.com/stories/…
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We’re just normal men
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#MST3KTurkeyDay continues all day long! Learn all the places you can tune in at mst3kturkeyday.com.
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Wow our 100 percent fresh on rotten tomatoes Netflix show watched by millions could have had four+ more seasons for that money, sounds like criminal fraud idk
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Netflix bought a sci-fi series from director Carl Rinsch in 2018 and spent $55M developing it Not a single episode has been finished Instead, the director has reportedly spent $11M of Netflix’s money gambling on risky stocks and buying dogecoin, which he flipped for $27M After that, he went on a spending spree, buying 5 Rolls-Royces, a Ferrari, furniture, and designer clothing The only feature film he's directed prior to this was '47 Ronin' which has a 16% on Rotten Tomatoes (via @nytimes)
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#MST3KTurkeyDay starts NOW! The Mega Turkey Day Marathon Telethon is going for two days in conjunction with the MST3K Season 14 crowdfunding campaign. Join us, won't you? mst3kturkeyday.com #MakeMoreMST3K #MST3KShowmaker
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#MST3KTurkeyDay made the cut on @Vulture's What To Watch Thanksgiving weekend!
Vulture (@vulture) profile pictureVulture@vulture22 Nov 2023
From the Dog Show to ‘Napoleon,’ there are plenty of TV shows and movies to watch this Thanksgiving weekend. Here are the very best. trib.al/dZPieAI
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WE HAVE TITLE SIGN! #MST3K Joel announced a slew of new titles on tonight's livestream of The Mask! We have: Ballistica (2009) Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1991) Battletruck (1982) Head on over to showmaker.mst3k.com to ensure these episodes get made! #MST3KShowmaker
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Can you name the movies that have been shown the most on #mst3kturkeyday? Test your #mst3k knowledge with M. Waverly. showmaker.mst3k.com/makeseas… #mysterysciencetheater3000
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You could be wearing this astonishing blacklight-poster inspired t-shirt (colors not yet included) in the not-too-distant future... but only if we hit our goal to #MakeMoreMST3K! Get your pledge in now & reserve a t-shirt of your very own! showmaker.mst3k.com/makeseas… #MST3KShowmaker
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Tune in to see if @timryder can keep Joel, me + whoever or whatever else in line! This is one of My Most Fave Episodes! Join us, won’t you - ya Doodads?!? #MakeMoreMST3K – at Los Angeles, CA
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YOUR TUESDAY PLANS: Join MST3K creator Joel Hodgson for a watch-along of the season 13 episode, THE MASK, plus a reveal of the next three movies of s14! Catch it in the Gizmoplex and on our YouTube and Twitch channels at 8PM ET/ 5PM PT. showmaker.mst3k.com/makeseas…
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