@timunken

Formerly @Buzzfeed. Currently playing Death Stranding 2

 Queens, NY
sites.google.com/view/tim-unkenholz/
Joined March 2011
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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fall vibes = activated
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priscilla page@BBW_BFFOct 25
too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy
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Haydn, 🇵🇸@bilbosfootcombOct 25
You can do whatever you want in life and nobody can stop you. put magical girl cosmos holofoil on your Dick Cheney Desert Storm trading card who gives a shit
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mhud@mhudggOct 23
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Sarah Everett
@goddammitsarahOct 23
it's literally in the title
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmJul 8
Timothée Chalamet says the message of ‘DUNE: PART 3’ is to beware of charismatic leaders. “Frank Herbert wrote Messiah as he wanted to warn the world what can happen when people blindly follow leaders. Even the good can be corrupted.”
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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauOct 23
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Meg Turner@furnacewoodsOct 22
What I look like trying to order a drink at the bar
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33 years ago today, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. #TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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Bepsi@BepsiKolerOct 21
Gm!
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fox ♥️@heated_rivoliOct 20
if the hardcore band’s bassist looks like this you are about to die in that pit
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Criminalsimpsons
@CriminalsimpsonOct 21
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ghostly gwen howerton@kissphoriaOct 19
i saw sebulba in midtown houston on saturday night he was honestly a really nice guy, he was buying everyone shots. i think he just puts on his persona for the boonta eve classic and i get it.
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Erling Haaland
@ErlingOct 18
Gracias #JulianAlvarez @enzofe17 @gerorulli for introducing this lovely drink 🧉
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Kakashi@KakashiAuraOct 16
how it feels to see someone employed
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@ReddCinemaOct 16
Domestic horse meeting a Przewalski’s horse, it’s the last truly wild horse species on Earth
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A bride surprises her groom with an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 graphics card during their wedding reception in China, October 2026.
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Bear Of The Day!@BearOTD_Oct 16
Today’s Bear of the Day is the Libearian! This black bear broke into the Mammoth Lakes Library on the morning of 10/14, eating staff refreshments, including a jar of honey! He caused no damage, but also didn’t seem to have a library card! #beartwt
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very tall bart@TallBartOct 14
Guinan: I know this guy. He's called The Noid. Watch yourself, Captain, or he'll ruin your pizzas Picard: We mean you no harm. We are explorers
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SCAREk HELLman@herekdeckmanOct 13
Replying to @timunken
@timunken
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SCAREk HELLman@herekdeckmanOct 10
Only down with Carrie doing an MCU thing if this mf is involved
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