Tinder Bitch ☆

Please be fluent in English if you are even considering messaging me..dear sweet baby Jesus

Can I just find a hot, potentially rich guy who wants to buy me Chipotle and tell me I'm pretty? Is that too much to ask?

DO NOT follow up "good morning beautiful" with "let me see those titties". EVER.

And yes, I do refer to guys from Tinder as "tinders"

Stalking one of my Tinder's twitter like it's my job. Some CIA type shit is goin down right now

Just one time I want to swipe right on someone ugly, message them and be like sooo who's your friend?

How would one explain meeting a rando on Tinder to their parents? UHH we met at work!!!!! #awkward

I was down for getting to know you until you proposed roadhead. Even in an all black Camaro, thats still not happening with a rando SORRY

Stop asking for my snapchat tho THATS USED FOR LOOKING UGLY AND SNAPPING YOUR BEST FRIEND. I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE PRETTY ON SNAPCHAT

Tinder guys: Anything you say or do, can and will be used against you when talking to my friends

Guys from Tinder seem to be obsessed with snapchat...

Introducing your friends to Tinder and having them tell you its a real ego boost hahahahaha #sadandtrue

If you message me at 2am...I don't care what you're saying it all sounds like "I WANT SEX"

Getting your friends to make a Tinder >>>

Cheers to not having my period this week...because it's shark week and that would be just too perfect of a joke and I can't handle that

Just kidding. TRIPLE texts when i have yet to respond is even worse.

#youshouldnthaveatinderif you are below the age of 18....that's mildly disgusting, shameful and probably illegal

Whatever you do, do not double text me. Dear lord anything but that.