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blinking girl

New York
Joined March 2016
We got tricked into ordering espresso martinis at the book club prize dinner
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In order to have perfect hair in 2026 in Manhattan all you have to do is pay a Japanese lesbian 300 dollars
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one sleep till hinge for animals
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I just learned that ovaries are testicles yeah from doctor House
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Eyeshadow ads be like what if we crushed it and smeared it around
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Lipstick ads be like what if we smooshed it around
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i'm going to the hyperallergic halloween party tonight
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L’addicion sil vou plait!
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Oh god t his is the president
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I might turn read receipts on I heard that it’s free aura
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My bedroom set up is so Chilean here. But there’s no other way
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Watching Doctor House and he said: “Last time I checked they call these pinkies, not gray-ies.”
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I am drinking something called pomegranate sparkle
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Just followed this account, “gangster cinema central” on here
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She was a pistol. She was a hot ticket
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