Why am I wearing this stupid man suit?

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2008
If you've enjoyed me almost never posting on X, you can enjoy me almost never posting on BlueSky in the future! bsky.app/profile/tinybeeman.…
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Tony Beeman retweeted
How have they not caught him?
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Let’s set the record straight. I was in the room when Donald Trump crashed the weekly Governors meeting led by Mike Pence. Trump praised Tim Walz's handling of the protests in 2020. It was also the same day that Trump: talked about wanting to shoot the protestors, wanted law enforcement to violently clear Lafayette Square & stood in front of St. John's Church holding a bible. It was one of the darkest days of the Trump Presidency & a clear sign of what was to come. Facts matter.
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Tony Beeman retweeted
This! 🤣
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Bats having a melon party xitter.cf/Earthlings10m/status/1…
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Tony Beeman retweeted
I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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I mean, I’m flattered, but naming a CrossFit workout after me is like putting Lauren Boebert’s name on a library.
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Tony Beeman retweeted
I freaking dare you to watch this and not feel something.
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"And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die!" Incredible line read from Gonzo
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Really loving @dal_mack's diffusion model trained on Loving Vincent. Prompt was "trail photo hiking in the Pacific Northwest, (empty trail), mountain ridge"
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Congratulations whoever managed to make @danposluns a top search result for “Crom” on Facebook GIFs.
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