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Simadoũzi 🦩🦩🦩

@tinysima

football trollop, fake tan connoisseur, guendouzi as a child, BACK OFF MINE, #MeLad. #teampervert est 2010. For the many not the few. #21 Pully fan girl 🦩

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Joined January 2023
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Need to stay awake so I’m distracting myself with the matches I’ve been to so far this season. Game 1. Netherlands v Croatia. Finally got to see one of me faves. #footballtrollop
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I HATE HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭
M (@1892kram) profile pictureM@1892kram20h
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Ahahahaha Height restrictions. Your nemesis
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Joueurs IT 🇮🇹 (@JoueursItalia) profile picture
Joueurs IT 🇮🇹
@JoueursItalia20h
6ème but de la saison pour Alphadjo Cisse 💫
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Only seen signs to say it’s shut at night
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Is the Tyne bridge shut?
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Not helped by idiots who have broken down who refuse to pull over with their hazard lights on
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Why do people lose the ability to drive when it rains?
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But welcome back BDB xoxoxoxox
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Not when he’s playing as a left back!
Liam Kennedy (@LiamJKennedy23) profile pictureLiam Kennedy
@LiamJKennedy23Oct 25
What a difference this man makes to NUFC 💪
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Dear Lord! They need another crossing as this is ridiculous
Newcastle City Council (@NewcastleCC) profile pictureNewcastle City Council@NewcastleCCOct 25
🚨Redheugh Bridge closed🚨 The Redheugh Bridge has this afternoon been closed due to high winds and motorists are being advised to only travel if necessary. We understand this causes further disruption with the closure of the Tyne Bridge but public safety must be a priority.
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Gary@Gary_PoyntonOct 24
Most attacking we've done all season
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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This is unreal 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Memecastle United (@Memecastle_Utd) profile pictureMemecastle United@Memecastle_UtdOct 25
WE NEED A HERO 🙏 IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓⚔️
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Being raised on curry I still don’t understand WTF a butter chicken is. Divnt get me started on the rest of this.
Natali Simmonds (@NJSimmondsbooks) profile pictureNatali Simmonds@NJSimmondsbooksOct 24
My life has been changed forever 🌯
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I can’t comprehend how people’s Halloween decorations are still intact in their garden, yet my back gate has gone with the wind 😭 god damn you #StormBoelo
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Not even halal. What’s the point?
Mr T (@TheMancMrT) profile pictureMr T
@TheMancMrTOct 21
I’m an atheist and even I find this utterly disrespectful. 🤮
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AJ@FinoAllaFine282Oct 20
No one over 22 should do this
EuroFoot (@eurofootcom) profile pictureEuroFoot
@eurofootcomOct 20
😅🇮🇹 This AS Roma fan couldn't decide whether to get Dybala or Malen on his jersey... 💭 Final result = DYBALEN! ❤️💛👕
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Yet they’l have no idea who this fella is
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Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) profile pictureFootball on TNT Sports
@footballontntOct 20
"The sales of inflatable bananas must have gone through the roof" 🍌 How have Man City fans' inflatable bananas inspired their team's on-field success so far this season? 😄 🎙️ @laura_woodsy | 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max
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What have I missed about Van Bommel, how bad is his injury?
PSV (@PSV) profile picturePSV
@PSVOct 20
Taking the stage 🫵 #UCL #FCPPSV
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Deeky Bilal 😍
VfB Stuttgart 1893 (@VfB) profile pictureVfB Stuttgart 1893
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Endlich wieder daheim! Bald geht's los... #VfB | #VfB1893 | #StuttgartInternational | #UCL | #VfBATM
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Surely it’s because Xmas shopping will be in full gear and the metro and police cannot deal with the additional policing/public transport responsibilities
Newcastle United Supporters Trust (@nufctrust) profile pictureNewcastle United Supporters Trust
@nufctrustOct 20
Please find a statement below. NUST strongly opposes the decision to impose mandatory coach travel on Sunderland supporters attending the Tyne-Wear derby at St. James' Park on 6 December 2026. #NUFC
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Never got a chance to get a Rabiot top from his OM days. Would love to get one now but I’m worried the pulisic curse may happen.
AC Milan (@acmilan) profile pictureAC Milan
@acmilanOct 20
Replying to @acmilan
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