
jac (not aubrey) • polar, austen, gaskell • she/her • 30s • also @coldboysworld • priv @notthetuunbaq if we’re mutuals
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did the holy pilgrimage (visited lyme park to pay my respects to the pride and prejudice 1995 scenes filmed there)
how to read more, as somebody who went from reading 8 books last year to 46 so far this year:
1. find out what you actually like to read: genres, authors, pacing (storygraph tracks this), dynamics, themes
okay but I feel a little upset that i am not so great at reading goals… i see people are already at 45+ books read this year and i feel like ive read maybe like 2-3 books LMAO 😭 any suggestions on how to get better at this?
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3. have multiple books on the go, and make sure they’re very different. if you’re not in the mood for one, you can read the other instead of procrastinating the whole act of reading. right now i’m alternating between northanger abbey and there is no antimemetics division
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the annoyance & pest of the whole ship retweeted
you can’t and WON’T undo what Nora Ephron did with “You’ve Got Mail” I’m sorry
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Just found out that the "phantom smell" I had this surgery to correct was actually my roommate inexplicably microwaving dog food every morning and night.
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“Louisa, call Britbox, we need to talk to whomever is rehabilitating Austen villains.”
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the stars will be two actors with the least charisma you’ve ever seen and it’ll be shot like a commercial
A ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL’ remake is officially in the works.
(deadline.com/2026/11/youve-g…)
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wicker in 4dx is an insane experience this was hilarious to read sjdksjd
even a persuasion prequel would’ve made more sense than building a show around the premise of elizabeth elliot being an othered character. but it’s an anthology now so maybe they’re following blooming wallflower story with villain arc origin story which is actually kinda fun idk
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“For sale baby shoes never worn” 6 word slop by Hemingway. I can write a sadder story with just 2 words:
Mom exploded
the rehearsal s3: nathan fielder explores how a graduate of one of canada’s top business schools could secure a screen test for james bond
































