⁀➷ 𝒜𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 ⊰ 𝓦𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨 ⊱

Yeah! We can do both. 🥹. Here, look — I pinky promise I’m not sad over it. ( Such a genuinely soft smile directed at Randy when she holds her pinky out for him to take. Doing so with a porcelain hand might be a little odd, but Bev is sure to be careful. ) +

Oh, it’s /so/ bona—- I’m as bona as any object could ever be! ( Even her sensitive best friend couldn’t have prepared Bev for a situation like this. To see Randy cry so /openly/, over /her/ of all objects? God, she feels as flat as ever for doing this to him. ) +

( /Shit/. A curse under her breath. Bev is never speaking again — she’s terrible at everything she does! ) N-No—- No, nonono, ohhhh I didn’t mean—— It isn’t that big of a——- ougghh… +

( There’s something sweet about the way Randy so easily includes Bev in his friends and family. Of course, she includes him in hers as well, and seeing him so emotional is already getting to her. She’s trying so terribly hard not to show it. ) +

Me? A dolly? ( Finger pointed at herself, though the second she sees the look on Randy’s precious porcelain face, she drops it. ) Hey hey, don’t look so sad, Randy! I don’t know /why/ objects waste their time with them, but I’m a lot stronger than a dolly — I can handle it!

Awee, I really appreciate that big guy, but you don’t have to worry. 🥹. They really don’t bother me nowadays — swear! The Tipsy Tumbler has a good enough reputation to not sink under a bad review or two. 😌.

( Thankfully, Bev made no plans to do such. Why get the Devil’s favorite whiskey in stock when it would just invite him around more? The fact that it’s a ‘Hell Exclusive’ just makes having an excuse all the more easy. ) Yeaaah, I don’t think the Underworld is really my thing. +

( ‘Next time’. Scary… Maybe she’ll regret the offer soon enough, but she’d rather show hospitality than anger him again should he show up unexpectedly! ) N-Now you’re just flattering me…… I still don’t have that special whiskey, ya know? +