they/them • 27 • poly/nm • opinions/posts are entirely my own and do not reflect my employer(s)

Milwaukee, WI
Joined November 2016
how do i become a professional monster truck driver
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my feed is so fucking horny i need it to go back to normal immediately i hate this
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sorry if you followed me for my milwaukee tweets just to find out i tweet about being miserable way more often
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ah home free at last after work. now i can cry !
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This man tied Game 2 of the World Series
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THIS IS OUR CULTURE
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i can't ever open up to anyone which makes being a good friend incredibly hard
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i really hate that i can have SUCH a good day with my friends and just still wake up so fucking miserable the next day. why is depression so fucking relentless why am i trying not to cry at work right now!!!!!!!
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Pat Murphy was asked if he’d finally tell Sal Frelick he loves him after that home run: “No, no, I’ve never told him that. I decided not to, and it’s worked out okay. So probably won’t tell him that.”
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hi can i come over and fall asleep on ur chest and drool all over u
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my muscles...... involuntarily flex........
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Sex
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They should have kissed @ifiwasrichard
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both good in their own unique ways. anyway i'm going to throw up now thinking about the first part
being touched by someone whose hands already know you is one thing. Being touched by someone whose hands are learning you hungrily in real time is something else entirely
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strap from a midwestern girl and she goes "ope" when it slips out
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can't believe i got to watch the brewers win a second world series game after a win last night but this time with friends. i feel high on life rn
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what a great day to be alive in milwaukee baby
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Amy has been at every single home game and keeps score dog. She’s there for every single pitch dickhead
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