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Tom Morton-Collings

@tmc1112

Husband. Father. Motor Industry Meddler. Endeavouring Human

Joined November 2010
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Here's what our Guinea Pigs get up to after dark! #hometasking
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The horrible thing is that every #NUFC fan knows deep down that no matter how much we want change, the only thing that the club will 'do next' is play (and lose) to spurs. It's the grim inevitability of it all that makes supporting the club so tiring.
When even Ice Cream hates you....
Ben & Jerry's (@benandjerrys) profile pictureBen & Jerry's
@benandjerrys7 Jan 2021
Yesterday was not a protest—it was a riot to uphold white supremacy. (1/8)
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Eugene Gu, MD
@eugenegu15 Nov 2020
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Dear @Jack, This is too much. It is time to permanently suspend @realDonaldTrump.
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Can't wait to see @Herring1967 in the Taskmaster house later. Surely his spiritual home. Gotta wonder if his performance is gonna be more in line with Pointless or House of Games....🤔
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Matt Bailey@mattbaileymedia19 Apr 2020
I wouldn’t normally tweet my football feelings out, but a lot has been said over the last week about #NUFC and the potential takeover. As a fan I’m sick of seeing other people tell me how I think about my club...so I just wanted to clear it up. #nufctakeover #newcastle #cans
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@RealMattLucas18 Apr 2020
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The current situation at Isolation Towers? @nomadicrevery
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@ladbible11 Apr 2020
'Day 2746439270 and this is what my husband has resorted to' 😂🔊

Guy Does Freddie Mercury Impression On Roof

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bob mortimer
@RealBobMortimer11 Apr 2020
Fond memories of last Easter when we were free
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One dancing elephant, sir! From Tom and Sophie. #hometasking #task3 @AlexHorne @taskmaster
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This is the best thing I've seen on the internet in sooo long.
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@joshgad26 Mar 2020
Holy God. Wins everything
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Tom Morton-Collings@tmc111225 Mar 2020
Here's what our Guinea Pigs get up to after dark! #hometasking
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Here's a short film introducing some new heroes and a sheet of A4 going in a bin: "SuperFrogs to the rescue" #HomeTasking @AlexHorne
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How's this for a great #ChristmasPresent? RT this message for your chance to win a pair of tickets for #NUFC vs #MFC on Wednesday 27th December thanks to our partners at @NU_Foundation. Retweet by Weds 20th Dec to be entered into the draw!
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