PhD, Software Engineer. Carthage Maintainer. Previously: @wooga , @wire , @sharecareinc . Love iOS and Haskell. https://teapawt.net/t.co/9n2dXmLd1c Opinions are my own
Berlin, Germany
Joined July 2009
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Being a Haskeller is frustrating because my ring would just say `forever` and the joke would be lost 😩
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Why the assumption I am fake?
"Twitter has given a blue check verified mark to Jesus Christ ... Things are getting a bit confusing at Twitter under Elon Musk."
@donie reports on the surge of fake accounts on Twitter as the paid verification system launches.
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For those of you planning to subscribe to Twitter Musk®, every time the subscription processes I just want you to actively visualize your hand, reaching into your purse or wallet, pulling out $8 in cash, and handing it to the richest person in the world
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A joke from Moscow: "According to Putin the special military operation is really a conflict btw Russia and NATO about World dominance. Whats the situation now?" "Russia has lost 15000 troops, 6 generals, 500 tanks, 3 ships, 100 planes and 1000 trucks. NATO hasn't arrived yet."
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EU countries should keep in mind that Ukraine is letting its blood for them. Ukraine has called Russia's bluff and exposed the Russian army to be rubbish. For each tank, airplane, artillery piece etc that Ukraine destroy there is one less for Europe to worry about.
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This is for the ones who stood their ground...
Odessa, Ukraine. #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
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Also Peskov, on @amanpour's question if Putin's leveling of Ukrainian cities is a reflection of his anger with Ukrainians:
"Putin is not angry at Ukrainians. He is only angry at those Ukrainians who want to join NATO."
I.e. Putin is angry at only 78% of Ukrainians.
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A mural in Prague depicting a girl covering with the Ukrainian flag famous cartoon characters symbolizing the United States, the Czech Republic, the Scandinavian countries, France, Poland and Great Britain.
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I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.
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when Russia invaded Ukraine, crude oil was $99 a barrel.
today, it's fallen back down to $99 barrel.
the day Russia invaded, US motorists were paying $3.61 at the pump
today, they're paying $4.30.
how the hell does press just ignore this story????
The only place for Putin’s gang is in hell. With a quick stop at The Hague on way.
The last hospital in Mariupol, by @AP. All others were bombed out by Russia. People doctors can't save are lined up in the basement, including infants. It's the most heart wrenching footage of this war.
