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Tess Dion

@tntdion

Comedian and on occasion that person who you know but prefer not to talk to

Joined December 2014
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Ryan Grim
@ryangrimNov 6
This is not exactly true. I’ve spoken with House Democrats who have raised the name of Rep. @JoeNeguse and have even encouraged him to run. He has consistently told people he’s supporting Jeffries if he runs. In the event Jeffries runs into trouble, the sense is that he would be willing to be put forward.
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@admcrlsnNov 6
No one serious has come forward to run against him. No one serious is even being floated. And casting aside the would-be first Black Speaker would be a gigantic “fuck you” to Black voters, the backbone of our party, who just turned out in absolute massive numbers post-Callais.
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Mike and Susan Collins make history this week by being the first husband and wife duo to lose elections for the US Senate on the same day
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Sam Seder@SamSederSep 3
Replying to @mirann_darrow
Actually, my entire family may be Emma’s biggest fans. However, I will grant you some in my family think i’m due for a haircut.
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Peter Dynes@PGDynesJul 22
Power blackouts are spreading across parts of North Africa as temperatures soar above 40°C. This is why extreme heat is so dangerous. When the grid fails, millions can lose air conditioning, refrigeration and water pumping. Climate change is becoming an infrastructure crisis.
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Some random dudes keep adding me and immediately flirting. Today’s highlight: a conservative older guy called me cute. I told him I’m trans. He said I was lying and wanted proof. Once he realized I was, Instant “bye.” Honestly? Hilarious. Weirdly affirming. I’ll take it.
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I only believe in killing in self-defense. That’s why I give the cow a gun before killing it.
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They gave him a steak with candles like he’s a dog about to die.
HHS (@HHSGov) profile pictureHHS
@HHSGovJan 17
No cake, just steak. Happy Birthday @SecKennedy! We are so grateful for your leadership and determination to Make America Healthy Again.
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See you this weekend, East Providence! Get your tickets now through the link below. events.ricomedyconnection.co….
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Sam Seder Addresses Joe Rogan's Sneak Diss youtu.be/UwJH5kyOOQU
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Replying to @Cobratate
Yeah, you're in prison.
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Who eats a baguette well driving?!
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Just bombed at a marijuana social club, never send a comedian to do a strobe lights job.
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I just found out up to 12 people can see you naked when your getting operated on And I got surgery when I was 10 Who wants to tell those doctors and nurses that they are pedophiles
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Let’s see if the fuel prices are brave enough to stay high after I beat the shit out of gasoline.
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I never thought I would be concern that my friend was making to many rice pudding jokes but here we are. @MochaAnthony How are you doing?
Beauty is pain. If that’s the case I’m in a lot of beauty.
I got a text that said "H-O-M-E-D-E-P-O-T is looking for You!" and I have been on the run ever since
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You want to know what the worst part of having a rotten egg collection. I'll never know if I got a gas leak or not.
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Congratulations! It is halfway through the work week! Time to reward yourself with a night of food, drinks, and fun! Tomorrow night come check out this hilarious lineup at The Comedy Studio! Ticket link in bio
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