Shoutout to Royal Mail for losing/stealing my Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom pre-order. Last tracked to Gatwick Mail Centre at 3am last Thursday. Onto day 5 of hearing all my friends talk about it whilst I have to wait 10 working days to officially claim it’s actually gone.
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Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOff…
Had a great idea for the Tories. Launch a free game called “UK Chancellor 2022”, a Football Manager style game where you have to balance the books + please the markets. But all details are secretly harvested from servers, and the top players’ ideas are implemented as gov policy.
This petition deserves to sit at 67 million signatures at this rate petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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Asking Conservative Party members to choose our Prime Minister was like putting a morris dancer in charge of the Large Hadron Collider.
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Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng declines to comment as pound hits all-time low against US dollar
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This is big! Labour members just overwhelmingly backed PR 👏👏
Great news - a real sea change! Yet @Keir_Starmer has his fingers in his ears. People are crying out for fresh, progressive politics where votes count & voices are heard. And it’s coming, whether leaders agree or not
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Kwasi Kwarteng, 2012:
“Governments often run a structural deficit to boost the economy with greater spending and lower tax. Unfortunately, this…has a poor track record.”
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Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?
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There’s this kid…
He has no toys
And this other kid
He has loads
You have toys to give away
Do you give them to the kid with none?
Or give them to the one with loads in the hope he’ll eventually get bored and pass some on?
It’s a toughie.
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Gas and oil firms can keep their profits, and bankers are in line for larger bonuses: Truss really delivers, delivers, delivers.
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Steve Bell on Liz Truss’s first day as prime minister – cartoon theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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Beyond brilliant. These ludicrous discussions & pretty much all political panels dance around the fact that we’re governed by dissembling imbeciles propelled to power by the epic lies of Brexit. Presenters like @bbclaurak are complicit. @joelycett just found the antidote. Genius.
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The UK Government has made an ad about the spiralling cost of living crisis, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative 🇬🇧
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Liz Truss ‘has sewage on her hands’ over Environment Agency cuts theguardian.com/politics/202…