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Toby

@tobyho

liberal elitist

Joined June 2008
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Putin under UN pressure as Russia ramps up attacks on grain ports |...

Putin under UN pressure as Russia ramps up attacks on grain ports |...

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It is with deep sorrow that we announces the death of our beloved husband, father and grandfather, His Royal Highness The Prince Phil, Duke of Newark.
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World Cup of Cnuts Round 2 Group 4 of 4 (please vote & RT) *runs away*
15%Boris Johnson
17%Rupert Murdoch
48%Donald Trump
20%Nigel Farage
1,453 votes • Final results
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“Two body-positive women who don’t give a FUCK about ’social norms‘, and anyway, diabetes was invented by the patriarchy as a means to control women, so shut the fuck up and deal with it - 88!”
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Traditional Bingo calls re-written to appeal to today's 'woke' millennials dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-…
Traditional Bingo calls re-written to appeal to today's 'woke' millennials

Traditional Bingo calls re-written to appeal to today's 'woke' millennials

Old fashioned bingo call are being re-written into phrases designed to appeal to today's 'woke' generation, with 'Christmas cake 38' becoming 'avocado on a plate'

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You've had it from the horse's mouth: May's deal is worse than staying in the EU. Here's how we can force a rethink... please RT and email your MP today....
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OK, Twitter, you have to make a very difficult choice... Both are hideous. Which would you prefer? RT for a bigger sample, etc etc.
62%Remain in the EU
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Theresa May to a nurse who hasn't had a pay rise in 8yrs: "there's no magic money tree" May to DUP: Here's £1.5 billion so I can keep my job
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Toby@tobyho8 Dec 2016
Replying to @greateranglia
what train fault is the reason for leaving late, only having 4 cars, the driver saying nothing and all station staff hiding ?
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It isn't the commute that makes us cattled aphids of ant the overlords, it is the closing of our eyes to the city and aphid on during it.
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RT and follow to win one of our signature duck caps! Ends midnight on Monday! #RT #Follow #competition #cycling
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Morrissey's Novel "The List Of The Lost" published on 24th Sep. "An American tale where none live happily ever after"
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Well if you can get shot at for taking the piss then we're all in trouble.
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Back at work. Living the dream.
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#RTandwin! Enter to win a special mixed case from @BeavertownBeer beermerchants.com/beavertown… from Beermerchants.com
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Blue August Moon – A Mixtape aquariumdrunkard.com/2014/07…
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To settle in to a quiet space, to sit undisturbed, with an open mind, free from judgement, is one of the most precious things in life
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Life can be evaded, but death can not.
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You will die.
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Don't forget that you'll definitely die.
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Reminder: you are going to die.
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