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ToddthePainter

@toddthepainter

Married with kids. Part time sandwich maker. Keen gardener. Motor enthusiast. Working poor.

 Adelaide hills dweller.
Joined May 2014
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The cane, beach bats & chalk dusters all used on or thrown at students😂
Damo340 (@Damo340) profile pictureDamo340@Damo34014h
Replying to @andrewc44104127
Free milk
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Shane Wright@swrighteconomy15h
ABS reports the biggest quarterly fall in investor home loans in the Sept quarter, tumbling 30.6%. Loans by first home buyers down by 8.6% while for existing homeowners down by 3.7%
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Lost me at corned beef. Not keen on tobasco or tobacco sauce either😉
BoutaNT (@bouta_nt) profile pictureBoutaNT@bouta_ntNov 10
The best toasted sandwich ever. And there’s no discussion otherwise. Corned beef, cheese, ,red capsicum, creamed corn, red onion, salt, pepper and tobacco sauce. You’re welcome.
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RaeleneAnnHall@raelene1458Nov 10
Can't even ring the Cancer Council without being put on hold because they have high volumes of callers waiting in the queue
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❤Hellie❤@Hellie1982Nov 10
Obviously @AAMI no longer wants to be my insurer by raising my contents insurance by 18.69% when CPI has risen by 4.3% bloody highway robbery, theres plenty of other insurers for contents that will give me a much better rate.
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Swears with an Australian accent. IT'S NOT A PARROT. IT'S A FUCKING COCKATOO
The Best (@TheBestqueenx) profile pictureThe Best
@TheBestqueenxNov 9
Swearing parrot. 😂 Never gets old.
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house insurance renewal today going up another $500 a year , had insurance since 1993 not one claim , changed companies a few times what the fuck happened to your no claim bonus , the premiums went down once
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Happy 75 birthday to the legendary drummer and singer Phil Collins!
Image from The Extreme Music Enthusiast (@TheExtremeMusi1)
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Electronic blip in throttle feed to reduce kW & nm between gear change. Also known as a fart.
moh (@wolf201257) profile picturemoh@wolf201257Nov 8
That Ducati is diabolical. 😳 I watched this at least 20 times, just for the Ducati & BMW! How is he shifting without reducing the throttle?
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If I have time I'll do that with our Mastiff. Having said that, I used to take the piss out of him calling him the tiny head.
KandyMerr 🐾 (The Orange Oracle) (@Mr_Fanta_Pants) profile pictureKandyMerr 🐾 (The Orange Oracle)@Mr_Fanta_PantsNov 9
Looks pretty inbred to me.
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andy@iiiuminateandyNov 8
holy shit lando did put his whole damn head into the sparklers i thought it was just the angle
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Anyone in SE QLD know of a place that bulk bills CT guided steroid injections?
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Rotty came in with the head low. I'd suggest not dominant. Probably a bitch. German Shepard was a male. Work the rest out for yourself!
Dani♦️ (@daquidemarte) profile pictureDani♦️
@daquidemarteNov 7
Se o pastor alemão é maior que o rottweiler e ainda chegou primeiro na comida.. por que isso aconteceu? 👀
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Alanis Morissette drives a Hyundai EV. Isn't it Ioniq.
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Bunch of cowards provoking a confused bull. Pissant humans at best..
Shalu Singh (@Nationalist_IN) profile pictureShalu Singh
@Nationalist_INNov 7
Epic showdown: Human barricade takes on a raging bull!
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Spent way too much time watching this on YouTube lately. Extremely informative but also shows the limited options for sale in OZ.
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Clearly a man's version of the uplift bra.
TaraBull (@TaraBull) profile pictureTaraBull
@TaraBullNov 7
Guys, here's how you can save money on a gym membership
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Actual pub roof & ceiling in the one pic🤯
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@MusicPills10Nov 5
The best voice to sing Freddie Mercury’s songs was George Michael’s. Correct me if I’m wrong.
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Kate 🕊@affleckquineNov 5
1969 a US soldier is asked: "If you could send one message to Americans 50 years in the future what would it be?" "Don't send your sons to finish what politicians start."
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