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Travel-addicted, wine-loving marketer with a penchant for words. He / him. @weareecs co-president.

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2007
I don't make the rules, but if you pop into your friends' restaurant to wish them well on their last night open and they ask if you want to eat, you eat.
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So weird that there's no Cybertrucks in the Paris to Dakar @elonmusk, I thought they were durable 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 They're a bigger joke than you.
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You literally had nothing to do with this and you very much LITERALLY bought into being a "founder" of Tesla.
We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage.
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Literally just followed a hallway in Pike Place Market to stay out of the rain and think I got myself locked in. Amusing. – at Pike Market, Seattle
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Ditching the Open Cup is the dumbest decision by MLS in years. Garbage take. All for their money grab.
This is Wild .. So many ways that MLS could have helped make the USOC better. They not only turned their back on the Open Cup but handed out potential death blow for the tournament.
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This is the most real thing about NJ anyone has ever written.
When the line is too long at D’Jais but your friend knows a guy who can get you in
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Tom Biro 🥑 retweeted
Police say "multiple victims" reported in shooting on University of Nevada, Las Vegas campus; public asked to avoid area teapawt.net/LVMPD/status/173249132…
#BREAKING We are responding to preliminary reports of an #ActiveShooter on the campus of UNLV near BEAM Hall. There appears to be multiple victims at this time. Please avoid the area and we will have more information soon.
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It is very wet outside.
⚠️WETTEST DAY OF THE YEAR LIKELY MONDAY⚠️ A Pineapple Express will take aim at the region tomorrow, dumping up to 2 inches of rain across the area on Monday alone. Wettest day so far in Seattle this year is Nov. 4, with 1.14”. Should easily eclipse that.
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Tom Biro 🥑 retweeted
Venezuela’s Maduro claims referendum to annex Essequibo area of Guyana is binding days after International Court of Justice ordered Venezuela to not take any action in disputed region teapawt.net/UNoticias/status/17317…
🔵 #AHORA | "Este referéndum es vinculante y acato la decisión del pueblo", enfatizó el jefe de Estado Nicolás Maduro ante la matriz de opinión de medios de comunicación internacionales que desconocen la Constitución venezolana.
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Wow, @CMS_americas won't be using "Old World" and "New World" in its language any longer as of next year.
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OH: Person 1: "go go gadget arms!" Person 2: "go go squeez!" Both people: ::stare at one another with confusion::
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this wasn't as funny as i thought it would be in 2008
Contrary to popular belief, just because the country is in a recession DOES NOT mean all its citizens are at recess simultaneously.
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Tom Biro 🥑 retweeted
JUST IN: 5 homeless people shot, 2 killed, in Las Vegas. Suspect at large, no word on the circumstances
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This encapsulates advertising on Twitter way too well.
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As a longtime PR person, I can say it's few and far between that a journalist sends anything in advance of an interview. It's great when it happens, but anyone _expecting_ that needs to maybe go back to class.
Don’t. Ask. Me. To. Send. Questions. In. Advance. Of. An. Interview.
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WTAF This is 2,000 CASES of wine, just gone. There are entire wineries whose production is half that. This is awful. #wawine
NEW: Massive wine vandalism in Woodinville. Someone broke into Sparkman Cellars and drained a 5000 gallon tank of Sauvignon Blanc. It's devastating for a family-owned winery. A suspect has not yet been publicly identified.
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So if this is the Pearl Sauv Blanc, it's like $25-30/ bottle so you're looking at $600K in lost revenue, likely more. Awful.
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