Tom Craggs

I’ve only listened to their first four albums, and am truly puzzled as to how they’re smashing world tours, but I fucking love Coldplay. Not even a guilty pleasure - but I am slightly ashamed due to the zeitgeist.

Great CBS performance - that’s why he’s made it to champ. Always liked riakporhe - he’ll get a world title at two weights still 🤞

Blondie in Halifax. First gig of the summer and I can see me breath. Piss take.

Spent the night in a red and white T-shirt. All evening I thought the “where’s Wally” jokes were because of my grey beanie. Stay humble.

Or, yes. Let's never discuss

No. Not really

Is social media a platform for debate?

Life in earth? Some sort of double entendre, or something that'll convince me mates I'm cool.

Fuck off, I replied....

Did that long haired cunt just skip down the road?

If Emelia Clarke moves to Holmfirth I'll be fuming. It already looks like Tory central, the last thing we need is famous people.

Look at this chap. He knows how it's done. #gandalf'ssunnies.

Nice bit of vinyl. #pickingupmischief #spanisharcher

Write a boring status. Add a life lesson, or motivational comment. #bellend

Sat in the airport, with a £6 voucher and a 4 hour delay. Feels like 'In Time.' #peoplewatching

Calling yourself a ridiculous pretentious name because you think you're cool. #@MercerMain.