Kick-ass copywriter/creative thinker with the kung fu grip.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Joined January 2013
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Just curious, @instagram: Why do include a link to help.instagram.com in your profile when it‘s absolutely no help whatsoever? Why do you continue to be unresponsive?
Earth to @instagram, Earth to @instagram, come in @instagram! First you suspend my account without explaining why, now you refuse to respond to my repeated requests for help. What gives?
Yo @InstagramComms: You suspend my account without telling me why. You don’t respond to my repeated requests for clarification. You won’t text me the code so I can file an appeal. WTF??
Dear @instagram , your Help page is no help at all. You’ve suspended my account w/o specifying what my alleged offenses are. I tried filing an appeal, but you won’t text a code to my cellphone even though it’s a legit number. Who can I speak to about this?
Hey @InstagramComms , since @instagram has refused my repeated requests for help, maybe you can tell me why my account has been suspended even though I’ve done nothing wrong. Please tell me how exactly I have “violated“ TOS — or at least put me in touch with someone who can.
I solved the Friday 4/19/2024 New York Times Daily Crossword in 12:02! nytimes.com/crosswords/game/…
Hey @AdobeCare, why do I keep getting notifications that my LinkedIn files are being deleted? What gives?
For your next episode @bastardspod, you might want to turn your attention to those evil bastards behind those soul-crushing Chumba Casino commercials.
Fustercluck’s Bar and Grill II: Electric Boogaloo by @tomisawriter dribbble.com/shots/8217090-F…
