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It’s no secret I was a Nikola Vucevic hater Least favorite Bull of my lifetime, and it’s not even close Now he’s a Boston Celtic, a team I have despised since I was a child This is a match made in heaven
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The Chicago Bulls have an amazing city, fanbase, arena, logo, aesthetics, uniforms, entertainment, and storied history. And somehow, they have an unparalleled commitment to mediocrity. What they are doing to this franchise is one of the great tragedies in sports. It must change.
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americans love "radical progressive" measures, they just hate the fucking democrats.
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I felt a Jewish spirit enter me. I was fully Jewish for a few minutes.
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Bulls fans pointing to OKC’s 10 million picks
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I just cant believe we got no draft compensation from a team with like 15 first rounders in the next couple years
Kenny Beecham on the Bulls Caruso/Giddey trade: ”Part of my job is making fake trades on the God damn PlayStation, but I firmly do believe that I would be able to manage this team better than [the Bulls] in the last few seasons.” 😳
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Not only do Pacers fans have to endure this massive choke job, they also have to live in Indiana. Just awful.
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“Students just wanna access their campus so bringing in riot cops, arresting them, throwing them down the stairs, denying them medical attention in the service of protecting donor interests and financial investments in an apartheid state is actually reasonable and proportional”
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The Chicago Bulls are in the 3rd biggest market in America. They’ve only paid the luxury tax once. It’s actually hilarious how cheap they are. They just try to go 42-40 every year and win a play-in game and call it a year. The other big market owners must loving having them.
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Sorry everyone. I just saw Dune 2 and it is now my entire personality.
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brb hate-watching maestro
‘THE IRON CLAW’ did not get any #Oscar nominations. See the full nominees list: bit.ly/Oscars24
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Bong Joon Ho’s ‘MICKEY 17’ has been delayed indefinitely.
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WE’RE SO CLOSE
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just found out a guy who used to harass me in high school is a bald suburban cop & engaged to his cousin - LIFE IS GOOD
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drop your contenders for best line deliveries of 2023
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There were truly special episodes this year but I’m not sure any hold a candle to S2E7 from The Bear
What's the best individual TV episode you watched this year?
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lmao Josh Safdie said “nah bro you got this”
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hear me out… make it a buddy comedy?
First look at Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran Culkin in ‘A REAL PAIN’, also directed by Jesse Eisenberg. The film follows cousins who travel to Poland after their grandmother dies to see where she came from and end up joining a Holocaust tour.
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