Oh baby, ugly baby. Bog boy. She/they 💖

Joined January 2017
Best fucking friends for fucking ever.
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God emperor...
like seeing baby hitler
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tl cleanse
Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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“Years do odd things to identity.” A poem by Ursula K. Le Guin.
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for my non-football oomfs this is like ella langley winning a grammy
Harry Kane has officially won the 2026 Men’s Ballon d’Or.
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this meme causing socio-political strife HWOWOSJSBSJSJ
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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This should be the largest story in the news. It should be everywhere in the media. Kushner should wind up in prison because of it. But you won’t hear about it and nothing will happen to him.
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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I see they've started just giving the balon d'or to Victorian orphans.
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it’s father grandier!
People Magazine teases the 2026 Sexiest Man Alive
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I hate to give a blue check engagement but like stop crowd sourcing this stuff and talk to your friend like a normal person.
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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Austin Abrams and Myha'la
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My knitting project continues to go badly. I'm not allowed to quit I bought too much shit!
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I look like I watched four movies today but 3 of those I had like 30 mins left on...
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Checking my bank account after birthday weekend...death would be kinder.
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Love’s Ambush, by American painter William Lippincott (1890). In private collection.
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Lula of Brazil at a steelworkers union event in 1977.
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Anyways go watch some of these great looking movies that came out this year
It’s stunning. Why do films look SO TERRIBLE now
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if you try to leave your borough on the weekend the mta will kill you
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