@toplonging

despite my online behavior, im actually a professional irl and not fully retarded

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Joined October 2023
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@toplongingMar 28
I don’t know who needs to hear this but as scary as the world may be right now or regardless of whatever numbers the screens shows, remember that you are loved and invaluable
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Did some major database get hacked n leaked within the last 5-7 days? Fucking relentless surge spam callers all of a sudden
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Gg thx for playing
ssef
@ssefXBTOct 19
Replying to @BittexXBT
@BittexXBT
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Bathroom mats and rugs in the wash so naturally he found a better spot to sit then on the tile
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Quiet uneventful weekend please thank you very much
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Sisyphus had a boulder, I have a rug. Same same
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Why yelling
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Time to buy the ai memory trade dip for what feels like the 14th time this year
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Didn’t remember cats being this playful at 5.5 mos old, would’ve anticipated this from a kitten kitten but certainly not disappointed Learning shadows and his own tail lmao
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Guys doesn’t even know markets are just wants to sit at my feet while I’m using the bathroom. What a life that must be
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I think i earned the right to sit at the desk and look at some charts after not for the entire weekend thus far
TL
@toplongingOct 11
Lazy Sunday and I’m definitely okay with it sure
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Lazy Sunday and I’m definitely okay with it sure
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Welcome home baci ❤️
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Scuffed sound phone in carpet but we are learning to play with each other. Small step from him taking everything i try to play with him under the bed to leave me watching him playing by himself
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There’s fucking bugs coming out of my shower drain like little gnats and mosquitos do i need to napalm down the drain or what why does this happen
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if the coins you are longing are going down have you considered maybe trying to long the coins that go up or perhaps you were never meant to be here to begin with? much to think about..
roo
@roobzeyOct 9
if you're having a difficult time in this market just stop having a difficult time
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tradfi news
@tradfiOct 8
*OPENAI ANNUALISED REV. $20B LESS THAN PREVIOUSLY SIGNALLED: FT
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This account has experienced total headline fatigue death today and will now have to drink 40 million beers to recover. Goodnight and may God have mercy on us all.
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I think my cat I’m adopting and taking home tomorrow is quantum resistant so i think I’m the superior allocator
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Wow no way I’m literally shaking and shit my pants
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Kinda funny dichotomy where majors seem cautiously/decently good and consensus calling for higher while watching valueless l1/l2s unwind akin to peak bear market behavior
doug funnie
@cryptoklotzOct 7
sentiment somehow worse on ct today than the july lows
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