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The Postgame Live crew's reaction is exactly like yours 😅😂
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Start of the playoffs: It'd be fun if the Phillies could at least upset the Cardinals. Now: I'd trust Ranger Suarez to protect me and my family in any situation.
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Majestic angle
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You can’t make this up. The ONLY off day for the World Series next week is Thursday night… …when the @Eagles play the Texans in Houston. 🤷‍♂️
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what an immaculate clip.
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Ahhh, you've put your toddler to bed, now you can finally - just kidding, they’re up again.
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40% of parenting small children is just saying “wow” and “cool” when you don’t mean it.
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It’s very handy that the ‘newborn Mom look’ and ‘quarantine look’ are essentially the same ... ✔️messy hair ✔️no makeup ✔️night & day pjs ✔️clueless what day it is I blend right in 💁🏻‍♀️
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If there's a baby boom in 9 months, it'll consist entirely of first-born children.
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Need a 5 minute laugh?? Here ya go. Missing @JimmyKimmelLive lots while they are off air. This was a 🎁
Jimmy Kimmel
@jimmykimmel18 Mar 2020
The show must go on...line! Follow my social media for a new #minilogue from my house every weekday... #selfquarantine

Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue - Home with Kids, Trump, Tom Brady

Since we aren’t doing shows during this Coronavirus quarantine, Jimmy has nothing to do. He’s bored and he figured some of you may be as well so he decided that he’s going to shoot mini monologues.

ALERT: CDC officials have advised that wearing a Philadelphia Eagles jersey could protect you from coronavirus after noticing last season that players wearing Eagles jerseys couldn’t catch anything
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Anyone know what time the Packers play tonight?
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Every NFL team: You’re the backup. You don’t play. The Eagles: You’re the backup, so we will need you to take us to the Super Bowl.
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Look up to the TV at the gym and see a familiar face! Go @KellyRuleTV 👏🏼
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Kohl’s National Hiring Day - Saturday 10/5! Stop by your local Store or E-Fulfillment Center 10am-4pm. BONUS, get a 15% associate discount for all your holiday shopping! #LifeAtKohls bit.ly/2nwzO5Z
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Watching this team actually makes me want to vomit..... 😩🦅
Great day talking to potential new Kohl's leaders! #udel #kohlsoncampus #lifeatkohls
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This time next week, Sunday Night Football will be BACK.
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Someone talk me down....................
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"You're my hero." Philadelphia @Eagles quarterback @cj_wentz brought a young fan in a wheelchair to tears...and us too ❤️ gma.abc/2ybJ55c
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