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✨ Knitter, Sewist, Fanfic Librarian ✨ She/her/hers

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2009
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Northwestern and Illinois heard they were playing the last game of the current iteration of the Big Ten West and instead of a 9-6 slow burn they said let's give the people some real chaos
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And there it is: w/ 484,829 votes counted in Chicago, Brandon Johnson takes the lead over Paul Vallas by 1,111 votes (50.11%-49.89%). You wouldn't want to call it without seeing at least some mail, but it's virtually done.
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IT'S PRONOUNCED KANSAW
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It’s March 1st. Plenty of advance notice.
A quick reminder below as we kick off #March and everyone gears up for the 17th…☘️ …if I see even one “St Patty’s” sign over the next 3 weeks, I’m going to be VERY disappointed. 👀 Lá Fhéile Pádraig ✅ St Patrick’s Day ✅ Paddy’s Day ✅ St. Patty’s ❌ Here’s why⬇️
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Union made half time show here we go!!!!! @rihanna
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the fact that they’re definitely all sooooo tired and cranky but still have to pull it together to cheer and clap when they’re supposed to………..it’s giving day 3 of sorority recruitment
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well, well, well if it isn’t all my “we’ll deal with it in January” chickens home to roost
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By request, here is the multicam view of the feed from Times Square, All-22, and ESPN, Georgia, and Ohio State radio calls, as it happened onscreen live:
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Lmao get rocked Ohio state. A win for the rest of the big ten.
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Tori Bryan retweeted
me every single night of the year: *stays up til 1am dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason* me on december 31: stay up until MIDNIGHT??? in THIS economy?????? SIR. good NIGHT
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Men: I will run for office and lie about my entire origin and resume. Women: The job says 7-10 years of experience. I’m just reaching 7, I’m probably under-qualified, if I apply I’ll def disclose this in my cover letter.
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WE HAVE A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT. It's spelled "whoa," not "woah."
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believe it or not the Northwestern Wildcats, currently known for not being good at football, were in the Big Ten championship four years ago and then again two years ago
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Disposable attitudes toward clothing are NOT a flex. You’re telling me NONE of your outfits were cute enough to wear again? Tragic.
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Ticketmaster will sell a $50 concert ticket and then tack on like $49.99 in additional unexplained fees but at least they're taking all that money and using it to build a completely non-functional ticket-selling system
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My name is Nabeela Syed. I’m a 23-year old Muslim, Indian-American woman. We just flipped a Republican-held suburban district. And in January, I’ll be the youngest member of the Illinois General Assembly.
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I know how this ends: The score holds and the power goes out at Ryan Field and we think it’s because of the weather but it’s actually because a Northwestern player needs to make the callbacks for the spring musical
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Tori Bryan retweeted
The Wind is the greatest Northwestern defensive player since Pat Fitzgerald
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2022 Northwestern Wildcats football
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“Colin Firth is the best Darcy” “Matthew McFayden is the best Darcy” you’re all forgetting someone
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