Stop asking me if I want a receipt after I buy something. Can I return what I bought without a receipt? No? Then give me the freakin’ receipt.
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If I’m in bed and a thunderstorm rolls in, I pull the covers all the way up to my neck. Because…. Monsters!
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Everything you need to know about me can be summed up in this sentence: I come from a place of love and service - always. Spite, anger, revenge and not a part of my spirit.
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. @LumeDeodorant has convinced women that we have odor in every crack & crevice. The rest of the industry is ripping them off. How about everyone find a way to lower the price, please? Thank you
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I work in the media. I’m literally surrounded by non-stop news, weather, & information. So why is my butt wet? Because I don’t pay attention & left my car window down
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Such a fun segment on @GMA with @Wolfiesmom I laughed so much I didn't keep track of your cooking instructions. You were beaming talking about @WolfVanHalen - and you should
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Hold my calls, lock the door, and everyone be quiet. It's time for @WillTrentABC #Willtrent
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I somehow miss the season premiere of @WillTrentABC this week. Thankfully it’s on again tonight. Yay me! #WillTrent
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There's so much static electricity in my apartment, I fear a small animal could be electrocuted. Where's the cat? #GriffinIsOk
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Found #Red on TV tonight. #brucewillis is one of the best action heroes of our time.
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A guy just walked out of my apartment building dressed in full camo carrying a crossbow. #AnotherDayInParadise
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Are you coming to @trans_siberian @MoSunArenaPA today or tonight? Everything you need to know is here:
audacy.com/985krz/latest/roc…
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If you hear that I perished in a car accident, please know that my final words were, “headlights bright enough a-hole” and THIS was the last thing I saw.
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I’d be in great shape financially if I didn’t need to eat. #myWalletIsEmpty
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