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Joined February 2015
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Me gusta One Direction porque no me recuerda a nadie en especifico, solo me recuerda a mi siendo la adolescente feliz que los amó con su vida.
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yummy yummy in my tummy blueberry ice cream at office today mhmmm
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shame on me if I die average
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hot take but crumble has always been less about their cookies and more about their branding and identity bcs it was the first in pakistan to have a gen z shitposting vibe 🤣🤣
hot take but i fear crumble is going to be a disappointment in karachi 😙 karachites have a ridiculously vast food palate and we’ve had better cookies tbh and isb doesn’t have much competition food wise so i feel like they’ve just overhyped it
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starting a collection. does anyone have more
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despite all the healing i’ve done, this will be a large part of who i am for the rest of my life
Abused zoo bear still circling in an imaginary cage after being freed
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I love when urban Pakistanis find out just how poor the rest of the country is, and immediately go into denial. Yeah guys, turns out not everyone can afford to get a Cambridge education or eat out at cafes twice a week. Only 10% households even own a car.
🇵🇰 How much do you need to earn to be among Pakistan’s richest? ◾Rs. 121,000/month — You earn more than 90% of Pakistanis, placing you among the top 10% of earners. ◾ Rs. 189,000/month — you now rank among the top 5% of highest-earners in Pakistan. ◾ Rs. 440,000/month — You smoothly enter Pakistan’s top 1% highest-income elite and richest group. Source: World Inequality Database (WID).
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one day the anemia and low iron and smoking and instant noodles will catch up to me and ill just straight up Die
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mayi retweeted
Actually, different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity
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mayi retweeted
"If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me"
If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
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retrograde main mera tou kabhi koi ex wapis nahi aya shayad ye scam hai
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ary wale bhi kuch bhi kar rahe hain influencer awards ke naam
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kaash barbara palvin meri biwi hoti
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the best part of having a little baby is seeing them discover the world from scratch. the tink tink tink of your spoon against a glass makes them laugh, because how delightful a sound! a canopy of leaves, beautiful as things are the first time you encounter them
such a precious moment
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Personally I find it incredibly romantic that someone can get their heart devastatingly broken and after mending it back together alone decides to place it in the palm of your hand. But what do I know
modern dating is just hoping you don't accidentally uncover how deeply they loved someone before you
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more of a man than any of the guys at my office the way i smoke gold leaf but they smoke light
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how it feels to procrastinate when you know a little more effort is worth it
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proxima vez que meu despertador tocar as 6 da manha e eu cogitar a vida de esposa trofeu, vou lembrar desse tweet. ter que escolher o suco mais barato pro meu marido se orgulhar de mim por cuidar das finanças..... pqp....
Eu e minha esposa estamos juntos há 6 anos e não costumamos sair muito. Ontem fomos a um aniversário em um restaurante. Eu não sou de ficar olhando o preço das coisas, mas, quando vi, ela estava escolhendo um suco de maracujá. Perguntei: “Amor, você não prefere o de laranja?”
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why would I marry someone I can’t have interesting conversations with
Wives, your husband does not want to argue politics and theology with you.
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