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Lvl 34 ACNH Reen from Mysterious. Mum. Science nerd. Boba addict.

Australia
Joined February 2009
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Anyone have a good #Jaipur shopping itinerary
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I was my own Valentine this year
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Question for people in retail, are y’all just telling me my outfit looks cool in earnest or is it for the sale cos I can’t lie like that. I need to know
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I don’t get breakfast @maccas often but either I became a giant or the food has shrunk… a lot #maccas
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I really like this community but I’m not paying for this platform
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Ordered coloured contacts again after a long time. Guess I can cos play as a different human again for funsies #contacts
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Sitting in my car screaming “wear my heart of my sleeve, I’m Frank emotion” like an idiot while listening to @shxtsngigs
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I was in the middle of BBC’s #PrideandPrejudice when I was simultaneously called depression barbie by TikTok & realise Darcy though Jane neutral about Bingley but though my Lizzie taken by him enough to confess his love. He’s terrible at reading women.
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Went as a Christmas tree to the #ChristmasinJuly party
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I’m going to need all the caffeine for the weekend
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Watching the Colon Firth version of Pride and Prejudice and am suddenly realising his first confession speech was bastardised and delivered to me just after my 18th birthday by my then best friend. How did I not recognise it before?
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Calcifer joining me at work #officelife
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Can we just do drone firework shows this year? They’re way cooler and dont give every dog in the city PTSD
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Made the cutest cake topper
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Breaking news: I slept in til 9am for the first time in decades. It’s very exciting
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Total Awkward retweeted
In 1964, a bunch of high school students played hooky to catch a Beatles' concert. Although they failed to gain entry to the show, they had an unexpected encounter with Ringo Starr while they were in their car. Ringo pulled up next to them and took their photograph. However, nobody believed their story when they shared this remarkable encounter with their friends. Fifty years later, the truth was unveiled when Ringo published a book filled with his personal photographs. Their image was featured in it. In homage to this incredible memory, they recreated the shot.
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PSA: The #LittleClothboundClassics Summer Collection is OUT NOW ☀️ From #FScottFitzgerald to #KateChopin, which one of these pocket-sized treasures would you curl up with first? bit.ly/43qAzvt
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I want this on a back T or hoodie
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Art v Artist! Delivering babies by day (and nights) Artist whenever I muster the energy to draw 😅
Art vs Artist is trending! ✨ Show us your beautiful face and your beautiful work 🧵⬇️
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