Editor for @jacksepticeye • President of the Fun Committee (he/him).
You just lost the game!!!
Joined November 2008
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Trying to convince my very intelligent vegan Tumblr friend in our pet group chat that my cat is the devil and vomits when he wants revenge. "Cats don't have the ability to be vengeful" okay you just don't get that in his next life he will be reborn as The New Mitch McConnell
"Xwitter has never been better than it is now" I have to click 10 different pages to get notifications to go away
I, a 35 year old man, just walked into a candy store and asked if they sold any comically large lollipops
Literally can’t stop thinking about You Can See Everything, specifically I can’t stop thinking about how punchable Billy Evans and his stupid haircut is
Watched You Can See Everything. Absolutely bonkers and I don’t know who or what to believe, and honestly why we even choose to believe. Fuck Billy all my homies hate Billy
Ain’t nothing uglier than the Street Fighter-esque AI default font. Like legitimately if I see it on a menu it makes the food look less appetizing (the AI images of the food are already that bad, too)
I love when I get into the first battle of the day and you get the extended communication moment that tells you they def unplugged their ethernet. Sun-boosted helping hand-boosted sheer force heat wave deleted their base Golisopod from existence, sorry dude add Protect to it idk
