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Cris Collinsworth:
"What other quarterback is getting up twice to get that football" -Cris Collinsworth after the Mahomes fumble 💀💀💀💀
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Butker, make me a sandwich.
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Welcome to the Seahawks, Jonathan Taylor.
#Seahawks WR Rashid Shaheed (knee) will not return, while RB Velus Jones Jr. is out because of a hamstring injury.
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This redzone offense is aging me.
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That 6’1” guy changed my life. (Jaxon Smith-Njigba)
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THE DARK SIDE.
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That 6’1” guy changed my life. (Jaxon Smith-Njigba)
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Lions and Packers just bailing each other out
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Why does he look like ‘honey, we shrunk Kyler Murray’
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The Arizona Cardinals should be ashamed letting Bo Nix run for a 62-yard TD.
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Still losing on an off day.
The Chargers are the only remaining winless team. 0-6.
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Football brain is a silly thing, not sure they know what country they’re in.
By order of the Peaky Blinders
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Every corn maze should lead to a speakeasy.
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Brewers 1-9 is incredible, it’s so balanced.
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This is how Dr. Seuss probably talk smack. “It’s no sausage, but it might be a little green eggs and ham, you know what I mean? Jaylen I am”
Jaylen Brown on Jayson Tatum: “It’s no beef, but it might be little lamb chops and some gravy, you know what I mean? “He should stay ready at all times.”
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20 clipper turnovers. I didn’t order that.
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Too immature for this game. There’s a Sexton and Dick on the court.
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I know it’ll prob be 90* next week but I dropped a second hoodie today for the start of the Clips season. Clipset vs The World available in 4 colors and is embroidered! #ClipperNation #ClipSet
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I know it stings telling his buddy he gotta use the campaign donations for this now.
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