Jeff Ferris

There's "parking in the handicap spot" and then there's this guy who backed in and parked on the ramp for all the spots across the lot. *Technically* not parked in a handicapped spot.

That's still going on? Hasn't it been like a couple of years? I lost all concept of time recently so maybe it's more recent....hope y'all's finances were separate.

Turbinado dark chocolate sea-salt almonds (or a similar collection of those words) 🤤

That's the kind of random data that would fascinate me. I could never work in a field where I had access to things like that, I'd spend all my time building bizarre models nobody had asked for.

I'm faster backing into a spot than nosing in.

Inbound slack: Hi Jeff

"you didn't respond to my meeting invite" bruh I haven't opened outlook since February if I'm bored when Zoom calls I'll hop on

Same-day calendar invites

Chocolate cherry pecan porter.

I thought it was going to have more soup-related content

There's water in coffee

It's almost like you fuckers went too far and the people got sick of the bullshit.

I apologize for any feral political subtweets from this eveni...wait....no I don't, my wife died and I retire in December there are no repercussions for anything I do or say LFGoooooooo!

Hells yes. I don't approve of making fun of the disabled but...fuck Hotwheels.

I love whatever the fuck is happening right now

Oh hooooo fuck you Hotwheels and Paxton bout fukkin time

Channel 3 ftw

It's funny because I read this and was like "oh shit she's Texas"

good work bby

Bummer she didn't wear a costume, it could have really added to the vibe.