If your country's biggest scandal is that your president is wearing too much eye makeup, consider yourself lucky #tintedmoisturizer
Can we talk about Trump's health? I'm really worried about him. Sniffles don't lie y'all #unfittoserve
YASSS come thru @amandapetrusich! Giving @britneyspears that feminist rave for the @NewYorker. Someone gets it newyorker.com/culture/cultur…
More Hands-ney for B9 please. Also, this is the strongest case for a Britney/Gwen duet yet youtu.be/E3SKR1VMxTM
Replying to @lindsaylohan
WHAT IS HAPPENING. I LEAVE THE INTERNET FOR 8 HOURS AND @lindsaylohan HAS BECOME LUCY. teapawt.net/lindsaylohan/status/74… – at Lunenburg, Nova Scotia
“I still don’t know her” is 2016′s “I don’t know her.” I’m so proud of our progress #theshadeofitall – at Midtown, Manhattan
Did Jennifer Garner just drop a "Bless his heart" in a Vanity Fair interview? Damn, that's the nuclear option vanityfair.com/hollywood/201…
I'd say someone at @TIDALHiFi just got fired, but I don't think anyone still works there #ANTI @rihanna
Wow, today I found out I'm the type of person who Googles "indoor pyrotechnics" for his wedding. #TheMoreYouKnow #gaywedding





