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players show up late: €500 fine, pessi shows up late and pep’s first thought is “why does my 21-year-old baby look skinnier” bruh. when the reporter asked if messi would be fined for being late, pep refused to say and just went “that’s between us.”

Don Toliver teases “She Just Wanna Party” off NITROUS at his tour after party in Europe 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

🚨🚨| NEW: Messi stayed to take photos with EVERY Boca Juniors player after their Messi Cup match, refusing to leave despite security trying to rush him. ❤️🐐 Little gestures that show why he’s the 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄. 🇦🇷

austin looks so nervous here 😭

Rivals invented grade 3 sprain to miss 3 weeks of international break and prepare for big games. Raphinha can fuck off if he goes to Brazil again while half fit.

🚨| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Carlo Ancelotti COULD call up Raphinha for Brazil’s November friendlies. [@joaquimpiera] #fcblive 🇧🇷😬

El vestuario del Barça está acabadisimo

Araujo gets a red card for this at the camp nou

The funniest thing about the narrative that Flick always gets outcoached by a "real" coach is how inconsistent these people are with it. If we had beaten Madrid, Mourinho would suddenly be a washed manager who isn't good anymore. Just like Xabi Alonso was a tactical mastermind when he beat Flick in La Liga last season, but a failure when Flick beat him. Simeone isn't a good coach when Flick dominates him in the league or knocks him out of the Copa in 24/25, but suddenly becomes a "real coach" when he eliminates us from the UCL, despite two red cards and our players missing a ridiculous number of big chances. The same goes for Ancelotti, a five-time UCL winner, and Kompany in 24/25. Apparently, neither of them was a "real coach" either. The pattern is always the same: when Flick beats a big-name manager, they discredit the opponent. When that manager beats Flick, suddenly he's a tactical genius who exposed him. It's not a consistent argument about tactics. It's just a narrative they change depending on the result.