𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄

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groaning before wiping the egg of his face. (peter owes him a new fridge btw) “NO. LET ME GET DRUNK AND DEPRESSED IN PEACE.”

“not again.” goes over to the kitchen before opening the window and throwing his fridge at peter. “FUCK OFF THE BOTH OF YOU.”

“no! go hang out with someone else!” fuck he’s out of bricks… throws his sink at ben.

“that’s the point!” throws another brick.

“oh for fucksake.” throws a brick back at ben.

not a fan of windows tbh

oh holy shit

he smiles at the squeeze and looks around for a moment when they enter the restaurant, grabbing them an empty seat. “yeah. so, anyways, what’re you gonna get?”

he follows wanda, holding her hand and walking with her in the direction of the restaurant. “i mean it. my whole life has been death and misery and pain, until i met you.”

kaine smiles a small bit when wanda leans against him, admiring her as well before leaning down to give her a kiss. “you make me happier than i’ve ever been, you know.”

kaine follows behind her and takes her hand once he’s in the elevator with her. “i love you too, tiny.”

he nods as well and waits for wanda, opening the door when she returns and wrapping an arm around her shoulders. “of course, babe.”

kaine admires wanda for a moment and thinks, then starts pulling away to get her her jacket. “hmm… barbecue?”

he sways side to side for a moment before kissing the top of wanda’s head. “great! was thinking we could go out for dinner. anywhere you wanna go?”

he smiles at the kiss and return it, wrapping her up in a hug. “of course. so… date night?”

he hums at the punch and sighs before putting her down. “fiiine.”

small grin. “waaaannndaaa”

looks at her hand. looks back at her. throws her over his shoulder.

no you’re not !!

you’re not my boss !!