๐™ท๐™ด๐š‡๐™ด๐š‚ แตƒโฟแตˆฬ  wฬ ฬ oฬ ฬ eฬ ฬ sฬ  . (@trckochet) header
๐™ท๐™ด๐š‡๐™ด๐š‚ แตƒโฟแตˆฬ  wฬ ฬ oฬ ฬ eฬ ฬ sฬ  . (@trckochet) profile picture

๐™ท๐™ด๐š‡๐™ด๐š‚ แตƒโฟแตˆฬ  wฬ ฬ oฬ ฬ eฬ ฬ sฬ  .

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๐™ท๐™ด๐š‡๐™ด๐š‚ แตƒโฟแตˆฬ  wฬ ฬ oฬ ฬ eฬ ฬ sฬ  . (@trckochet) profile picture๐™ท๐™ด๐š‡๐™ด๐š‚ แตƒโฟแตˆฬ  wฬ ฬ oฬ ฬ eฬ ฬ sฬ  .@trckochetSep 17
the ๐‘ณ๐‘ฐ๐‘ฌ๐‘บ are ๐‘บ๐‘จ๐‘ญ๐‘ฌ๐‘น than the truth .
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โ € laughter continues , eyes curved into crescents . but did i lie ?! poking other's foreheadโ€”โ€” where'd you hide your horn , hm ? โ €
๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ (@missisled) profile picture๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ@missisled12h
looking around, hoping no one was around to see what just happened. lips bend into a downturned curve, brows furrowed. YOU SAID YOU SAW ONE !! * ๐Ÿ’ข
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โ € snatching sweet treat out of air , teary - eyed act replaced with cheshire cat grin . close enough , mr . hero . you'll go far . โ €
๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘. (@magntsm) profile picture๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘.@magntsm13h
uh... no. but i have grape? it's green! it's * close enough, right? โ€”โ€” waving the lollipop in the air.
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โ € bursting into unrestrained laughter , tears in eyes . GOTCHA !! you really thought there'd be a unicorn ?! damn , you're * sooooo gullible . โ €
๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ (@missisled) profile picture๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ@missisled13h
HECK YEAH I WANNA SEE !! oh god you're lucky you got toโ€”โ€” squinting at the screen before processing the situation. blink, blink. pushing the device away. LIAR.
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โ € the charade continues with an emphasised * sniffle . i hate strawberry ... do you have sour apple ? โ €
๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘. (@magntsm) profile picture๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘.@magntsm13h
( * โ€ผ๏ธ ) ah... well... maybe one lollipop... wouldn't be too bad... do you like strawberry.
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โ € bottom lip jutting out . eyes rounded , teary . but you're * my hero . and heroes give their fans candy . โ €
๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘. (@magntsm) profile picture๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘.@magntsm13h
no. sorry. only heroes and good civilians get sweet treats.
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โ € none of those words are in my vocabulary . sorry , no can do ! i'll have the * lollipop though . โ €
๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘. (@magntsm) profile picture๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘.@magntsm13h
depends, will you join hands with me on the path to heroism and good deeds. i'll give you a lollipop.
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โ € okay , oooookay , jeez !! you're a goody - two - shoes , i get it ! hands placed on other's arms . WILL YOU STOP SHAKING ME ?! โ €
๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘. (@magntsm) profile picture๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘.@magntsm13h
the shaking worsens. NO. i refuse! i'm only training so much only to do good, you can't change my mind!
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โ € whips out his phone . wanna see ? it looks kinda dopey . i got a gooood * clear picture of itโ€”โ€” screen pressed in front of other's face , unicorn filter activated . โ €
๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ (@missisled) profile picture๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ@missisled13h
GASPS โ€ผ๏ธ NO WAY ? where did you see them ? are they really how they said they would be like ? jumping around him as he asks a variety of questions on the mythological creature.
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โ € oh , yeah ... nodding , leaning in conspiratorially . unicorns are definitely real . i've * seen one ! โ €
๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ (@missisled) profile picture๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ@missisled14h
that's what a lot have said, yes. raising his arms up. and i am just a mere believer. okay, but i believe whatever people say. did you know unicorns are real ? they have been spotted somewhere, y'know.
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โ € head bobbing with each shake . easyโ€”โ€” just be a * villain ... cheshire cat grin . โ €
๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘. (@magntsm) profile picture๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘.@magntsm14h
shaking the latter by the shoulders โ€”โ€” THAT'S JUST THE FORGET PART. if anything, that will make them * not forgive us even more! how am i to be a hero if the people hate me
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โ € so are you saying elves are real too ?! and that they prepare BILLIONS of presents for an old guy to deliver on a FLYING SLEIGH in ONE NIGHT ?! and NO ONE'S SEEN HIM ?! โ €
๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ (@missisled) profile picture๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ@missisled14h
i assume so !! he lives there with his wife and the elves and the reindeersโ€”โ€” REINDEERS ARE REAL !!! so that means santa ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป be too ... no ... i've never done that in my life.
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โ € do you know what would make them forgive and forget us faster ? knocking them out ... โ €
๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘. (@magntsm) profile picture๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘.@magntsm14h
i thought the aegyo would help the elderly forgive us faster. come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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โ € it isn't ! but i can tell when you say the word differently WITHIN THE SPAN OF A SENTENCE ! โ €
๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘. (@magntsm) profile picture๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘.@magntsm14h
how would you know? thought it wAsN't iN yOuR vOcAbULaRy
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โ € oh yeah ? along with a gazillion elves and rudolph the red nosed reindeer ? pfftโ€”โ€” don't tell me you leave cookies and milk out for him on christmas eve , too ? โ €
๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ (@missisled) profile picture๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ@missisled14h
brows furrowed as he crossed his arms. doesn't he live in the north pole ? maybe you think he isn't real because you've never been to the north pole.
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โ € saaaaww ... hold onโ€”โ€” that's not how you say it ! โ €
๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘. (@magntsm) profile picture๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘.@magntsm14h
oh, that's okay. we can practice. say: "sorry." repeat after me, saw. wiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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heโ€™s so cute and cool at the same time๐Ÿค๐Ÿป [cr: biibubiibu ]
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โ € ... ooooh ~ are we gonna have to have * the talk ? brows wiggling . โ €
๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ (@missisled) profile picture๐’ž๐™ท๐™ด๐š๐š๐’ด โ€โ€ * โ€โ€ ๐™ฑแต’ฬณ๐™ผ๐™ฑ@missisled14h
... how do you know he ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ป'๐˜ ? actually, there ๐—ถ๐˜€ harm in making anyone cry. where's the fun in that ? * ๐Ÿ˜•
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โ € opposing hand on other's shoulder , cranium leaning forward for emphasis ... * that's not in my vocabulary . โ €
๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘. (@magntsm) profile picture๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘.@magntsm14h
hand on the latter's shoulder. โ€”โ€” * we're both saying sorry.
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โ € * you can say sorry , and while they're distracted , i egg them from the back . โ €
๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘. (@magntsm) profile picture๐‘™ike โ€ ๐‘–t's โ€ โ”€โ”ˆ โ€๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘.@magntsm14h
okay, * fine. but only if they don't give candy and we have to say sorry after.
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