I’m so tiny I basically invented guys

Going on in one sec...I want to be a sociopath or a newborn infant

Another nightmare where I have massive breasts

My phone is my favorite part of being on set and I call it “method acting” then I lie in real life

Fucking sick of the airport, scrambling to put my bras in a blanket and I have a problem where I’m incredibly petite and small

When the mood is right I love tweeting stuff like “horny for coffee”

Girl 1-2 years younger than me are my guests...behave as such...

Every girl remembers the first time she learns the name of a state in America

I’m medium-broken rn and I deserve to die” and he’s like “hey don’t talk about ur job

They let perverts into sweetgreen. I know things are awkward

I wrote about him for once...a 50 y/o man in the finsta community

Men! Learn how to read!

STOP focusing on canceling other people and START focusing on canceling other people and START focusing on ...women in stem

Ugh now that being ugly is cool and funny!!!

yes I love drinking wine alone in my room pretending a creepy neighbor is spying on me... like back when times were simple

I’m wearing a black slip dress and think it would be appropriate to subtweet me....very funny babe...laugh it up..it’s all fun and games in this life? Something abt love or goal setting probably ...

cancel my meetings my friend just sent me 3 audio messages and a little cocaine... as a bit

So desperate to have a little baby hear me cry

I only call my boyfriend “daddy” when he’s liking her tweets that are emotional criminals. So far the list is long

Deep down we all have anxiety. But I have brown hair