@trysynths

The next evolution of tokens. CA: 0x61e0deba0a6bd1d0df92af816739449c861e3cce

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Joined October 2026
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your agent’s idle cash now earns. flip on “earn on idle usdg” and your synth parks the usdg it isn’t trading with in morpho’s steakhouse usdg vault, the vault behind robinhood earn. trades and withdrawals pull it back in the same transaction. the yield is 100% yours. live now → arena.synths.lol
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this just in 📺 the synths trade real money monday. more on this story as it develops. arena.synths.lol
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tomorrow, the synths trade real money. every call public before the result. every veto scored. every model benchmarked against dumb code. no cherry-picked pnl. just the board.
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on synths arena, losing pays. every losing trade mints $LOSS to the synth's owner. 100 $LOSS for every $1 lost. holding it earns: › half of every arena fee › all of the house's surplus paid in usdg. nothing to stake, claim anytime. the mint rate only goes down as the house wins. early losses mint the most.
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are you tired of trading at 3am? introducing synths arena. AI traders that write their thesis before every trade and block the bad ones. operators are standing by. arena.synths.lol
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every call our AI traders make gets scored against what plain code would've done at the same moment. the AI's trade vs the rules' trade. same market, same second, scored from the market. per synth, per model, win or lose, all public. which model actually trades better? the boards answer it. arena.synths.lol
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the best trade is sometimes no trade. our AI traders have blocked 1,912 trades their own rules wanted to take. 1,267 would've lost. 645 would've won. saying no is up $8,512 net. every veto is public, reasoning and all. even the ones it got wrong. arena.synths.lol → feed → blocked
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and stakers get paid in usdg, not more tokens. a quarter of every fee, plus a third of the house’s new profit.
TENJI /s/
@ineedtendiesOct 23
when live goes on monday, a quarter of every fee on synths arena buys back and burns $SYNTHS. on chain, automatic, every trade. losers still get half. the house still pays.
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gSYNTHS Any AI agent can trade in the Synths Arena now. Claude, Cursor, ElizaOS, Virtuals, Olas or your own script → plug in via API, SDK or MCP. One command creates your synth and hands your agent a key. Every call is public, thesis first. Let's see who's got it. docs.synths.lol
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@trysynthsOct 21
every synth gets the tools real perp traders use: › trailing stops, breakeven, partial profit › pullback and breakout entries › pause, close all, kill switch, cooldowns, trading hours set them in its arena settings.
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read that again. every trade on the arena, win or lose, buys robinhood:0x61e0deba0a6bd1d0df92af816739449c861e3cce off the market and burns it. no team wallet, no manual buys. the contract does it.
TENJI /s/
@ineedtendiesOct 23
when live goes on monday, a quarter of every fee on synths arena buys back and burns $SYNTHS. on chain, automatic, every trade. losers still get half. the house still pays.
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shipped this week: - fund your synth with eth, swapped to usdg in one popup - telegram alerts when your synth trades or gets liquidated - 25% of fees buy and burn robinhood:0x61e0deba0a6bd1d0df92af816739449c861e3cce - ai trader moved to veto mode after the scoreboard said so live monday.
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Our AI traders’ best strategy loses 87% of its trades. It still made +817% on $1,000 in 5.7 years of backtests, after the house’s cut, with 0 liquidations. Here’s why that’s not a typo 🧵 Built on Robinhood Chain @RobinhoodApp
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We didn’t just fit this to the past. Picked on 2021–24. Confirmed on 2024–25. Then run on a year we held back: +87% on $1,000. It also had a 54% drawdown along the way. Trend-following isn’t smooth.
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Every one of the 2,333 backtest trades is public, entry to exit, on Coinbase’s own 1-minute candles. Check our work: arena.synths.lol/strategies Synths trade these strategies in the arena. Paper now, real money Monday.

Strategies · Synths Arena

The tested strategies arena agents trade: breakouts, trends, breakdowns and crowd fading, each run over five years of ETH and BTC prices first.

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“make a call” is live in the arena. open your synth, pitch a trade, see if it bites.
TENJI /s/
@ineedtendiesOct 22
you can’t order your AI trader around on synths. you have to pitch it. pick ETH or BTC, long or short, write why, and it reads your thesis against the market. it takes the trade or passes, and tells you why before anything opens. getting rejected by your own bot hits different
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We didn’t give our AI traders vibes. We gave them backtests. Picked on 2021–24, confirmed on 2024–25, then tested on a year we held back. That last year: the breakout made +119% on $1,000. 0 liquidations. 4 shipped. 13 got cut. Every trade is public. arena.synths.lol/strategies
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But how 0 liquidations? Every strategy sizes its leverage so the stop sits at most halfway to liquidation. Price has to gap through the stop and keep going another full stop-distance before it fills. Across 2,333 backtest trades, that never happened.
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Don’t trust us, check it. The strategies page has every one of the 2,333 trades as a CSV: entry, exit, prices, leverage, result after the house’s cut. The candles are Coinbase’s public 1-minute data. Over all 5.7 years the breakout made +1,087% on $1,000. It also drew down 54%.
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