Не пожалейте 45 секунд и почитайте этот твит.
Обещаю, ваш понедельник станет не таким уж и плохим🤡🤡🤡
So here's what happened in today's Stupid Olympics.
There are two people named Dana White.
One is President and CEO of the UFC
The other is Dana W. White, who served as the Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and Chief Pentagon Spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Defense under Secretary James Mattis
Their pictures are below. He's the white guy. She's the Black woman. I'll call them UFC Dana and DOD Dana to make it easier for you.
Suzie Wiles, shortly before being replaced by Count Stephen Miller, advised Trump that his new Press Secretary should be Dana White.
And Trump in all his finite wisdom, immediately assumed the UFC Dana, who has never done anything to prepare him for press secretary, and not DOD Dana, whose entire career has been in preparation for that.
Now you might be saying, "Kelly, not everyone knows about DOD Dana. It's an honest mistake."
But he's NOT just "everyone." He's the President of the United States. And this is a man whose administration has been firing Black people, women, trans people, and so on, insisting that none of them got their job based on merit.
And then he's going to name someone completely unqualified to be Press Secretary because the President is a fan of the UFC.
And he didn't even think to ask anyone. It never even occurred to him to ponder whether UFC Dana is the person he should pick as Press Secretary.
Stupid and incurious are a dangerous combination, and this man is both of those things.
And that got me to thinking about the two Dan Sullivan in Alaska. And I get it now. The man who is too stupid to know the difference between two Dana Whites thinks Alaskans are too stupid to know the difference between two Dan Sullivans.
Наш бро Вульф @inkotgnito хотел эффектно подкатить к бухгалтерии, но что-то пошло не так.
Шишкин retweeted
Будешь читать
Знай
Ты поступаешь отвратительно
Никаких оправданий твоим поступкам нет и быть не может
Но я всё-равно тебя люблю
Ну хотя бы потому что
по-другому не умею …
P.S. редко прошу, но пжта ретвит и лайк, я знаю, что с этим человеком здесь очень много взаимных
Это каким «экспертом и почитателем искусства» надо быть, чтобы купить картин на миллиард долларов и при этом потратить два миллиарда?
俄罗斯化肥大王雷博诺夫列夫身家上百亿美元，为了打入欧洲顶级名流圈，他在十年间全权委托瑞士自由港画商布维尔，帮自己斥资20亿美元买下了38幅世界顶级名画。
这位俄罗斯寡头一直把布维尔当成最信任的知己，以为对方真的只收2%的辛苦费帮自己跟原藏家砍价。直到2014年除夕夜，他在加勒比海圣巴特岛跨年派对上偶遇了一位原卖家的私人顾问，闲聊中才得知，自己刚花1.18亿美元从布维尔手里买下的罗斯科名画，原主人其实只卖了8000万美元。
雷博诺夫列夫连夜找审计查账才发现，这位瑞士画商每次都是先用离岸壳公司低价买断画作，隔天就加价几千万转卖给他，十年里足足从他身上黑掉了10亿美元差价；
咽不下这口恶气的寡头假装还要买画，把布维尔骗到自己位于摩纳哥的豪宅门口，而早已埋伏在四周的摩纳哥警察当场冲出来给这位画商戴上了手铐。
Поляки, вы сила👍💪
You honestly won't believe this… Sometimes fate writes the most incredible stories!
Top Surgeons Eating Nearby Saved Wounded Cops!
During a terrifying attack in Kraków, two brave police officers - Jakub Kulik and Artur Morański - risked everything to stop the gunman, getting critically wounded in the process. One of them guarded the shooter until the very end before collapsing.
And then, miracle happened. Right next door, prominent Kraków surgeons were having lunch. Hearing the shots, they instantly rushed out to the street to provide life-saving emergency care!
As if that wasn't enough, Prof. Michał Pędziwiatr personally operated on the officer at the hospital. Heroes in uniforms and white coats crossing paths at the exact right moment. Absolute respect!
#Kraków #Heroes #Medicine #BreakingNews
Шишкин retweeted
Typ ubrany na bojowo, w balistyce, z AR-15 w łapie. A policjant wychodzi mu naprzeciw z pistoletem 9 mm.
K***a, jakie trzeba mieć jaja. Totalny sigma.
Nie wiem, ile temu chłopu płacą, ale za mało. Medal, konkretna premia i taka emerytura, żeby do końca życia miał wyj***ne na martwienie się o rachunki.
Z moich podatków? K***a, z przyjemnością. Właśnie na takich ludzi.
Вот с чего все началось teapawt.net/lizgeekk/status/211917…
Shocking scenes in Istanbul! 😱😱😱
Mourad Aliev appeared to have won the WBC Silver title fight against Umut Camkiran before a mass brawl erupted in the ring after the final bell, with people chasing each other around the ring. One can only hope that Aliev managed to get out of the ring relatively unharmed.
#AlievCamkiran
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