nothing stays the same @yuricleanup

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canceling plans to spend more time with twitter
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evil nugget ex wife chicken pervert and ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᵒˡᵉ retweeted
Yes David raya I know you were world class every game for 60+ games, won the prem, UCL final, carabao final etc etc but Unai Simon was good for 8 games!!
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evil nugget ex wife chicken pervert and ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᵒˡᵉ retweeted
everyone follow @ttpdfc
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im the president of the “i suck at keeping the conversation going but i really like talking to you” club
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I have a confession. I am a 38 year old married man with 2 children and another on the way. My wife recently discovered my account and is threatening to divorce me if I keep using it. Thanks For Everything, Goodbye.
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Proposing to my wife like: can I sniff your armpits for the rest of my life
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evil nugget ex wife chicken pervert and ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᵒˡᵉ retweeted
Saka you will be healed and reach peak form and reach a new prime
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evil nugget ex wife chicken pervert and ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᵒˡᵉ retweeted
don’t call me the pet names i like i will form an unhealthy attachment to you
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evil nugget ex wife chicken pervert and ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᵒˡᵉ retweeted
Day one of moving on
Day one of moving on
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if you’re an introvert in college they kill you
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wish i had money instead of my humongous dick
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date idea i study and u eat me out under the desk
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