Turn 3 Sports Bar

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks for one beer, and one for the road. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

Tomorrow we have karaoke! Come sing with us from 8pm-12am. We also have karaoke on Wednesdays. #sing #karaoke #myway #wonderwall #isitmyturn

E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says,  “Sorry, we don't serve minors. ” #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A dyslexic man walks into a bra… #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

Two men walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

Tomorrow we have karaoke! Come sing with us from 8pm-12am. We also have karaoke on Wednesdays. #sing #karaoke #myway #wonderwall #isitmyturn

A perfectionist walked into a bar. Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

Tomorrow we have karaoke! Come sing with us from 8pm-12am. We also have karaoke on Wednesdays. #sing #karaoke #myway #wonderwall #isitmyturn

Give a man a duck and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck and he’ll never walk into a bar. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A snake slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, “ Sorry, we don't serve your kind here. ” “ Why not? ” asks the snake. “ You can't hold your liquid." #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A dog walks into a bar then out, then in, then back out. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

So this lawyer walks into a bar and asks "Is this where I take the exam?" #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A neutron walks into a bar. “ How much for a beer? ” the neutron asks. “ For you? ” says the bartender. “ No charge. ” #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “ Sorry, we don't serve food here. ” But Turn 3 does! Til 4:30 am!  #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that was just a coincidence, man. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “ Five beers, please. ” #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

An Irishman walks by a bar ... it could happen. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

The past, present, and future walk into a bar ... It was tense. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A cat walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender asks, “ Are you going to drink it, or just knock it over on purpose? ” #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious