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e m i l y

@twinnerdos

dolly parton wannabe (she/her)

 Ohio, USA
Joined August 2009
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Mostly jealous that the UK can take 6 weeks to realize that they've made a mistake but women in the US can't.
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My 8yo had the audacity to ask me why I cross my legs when I sneeze. You, dude. You are the reason.
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dont let anyone pressure you out of ordering chicken tenders and fries at a restaurant, you are valid
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There should be a second horn in ur car to let someone know they are doing a very good job
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Wicked on the West End having to open its show last night with "GOOD NEWS! SHE'S DEAD!" as the literal first words of the performance is an unbelievable awkwardness that will truly never be duplicated.
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Cut people out of your life who aren’t enjoying the Don’t Worry Darling stuff. Huge red flag. It’s objectively funny and the fact that the movie is not good is the ultimate punchline
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Just got home from a @PinegroveBand concert in downtown Charlotte. Everyone jammed. Fun was had by all. Whats a concert you went to where the band sounded even better in person?
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There's a "Museum of Failure" in Sweden which highlights 150+ failed products. It's meant to show that innovation requires risk-taking and failure. Here are 10 gems you may not remember:
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A significant storm has just passed through Cincy and NKY, causing a high number of outages. @DukeEnergy crews will begin damage assessment and restoration as soon as its safe. Here’s a reminder of the process.
Image from Casey Kroger (@DE_CaseyK)
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@JoJoFromJerz21 Mar 2022
Don’t forget what Brett Kavanaugh did to women.
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"Madam Speaker, Madam Vice President." #SOTU
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Madam Speaker. Madam Vice President. #SOTU2022
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𝓐.@angelsquemus16 Jan 2022
when you ask me about my hobby
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“are u going to let a virus run your life” um. yes???????????
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Just remembered when 3 songs into jagged little pill the musical, the woman behind me whispered, “is this another alanis song?”
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trash jones@jzux14 Dec 2021
the fact that 2021 is already over is proof that time also flies when you are NOT having fun
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If there's one thing a dancefloor in a pub at 1am is good for, it's the orderly processing of paperwork.
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Ah yes, the right wing: forcing people to give birth against their will while advancing policies that made the US have the highest maternal mortality in the developed world. Then for after birth, they work to stop paid leave policy👍🏽 No wonder they need voter suppression to win
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Glad to hear you’re a fan of @TQLStadium, @brendanhunting! Enjoy the match! U-S-A 🇺🇸 #USMNT | #USAvMEX
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