Twitchell

I would have fit through easily no shade

actually quite iconic to do an blonde woman + turtleneck look this year that isn't Elizabeth Holmes

I pretend this song is about Michel Foucault when I sing it btw open.spotify.com/track/5LJ4i…

Do not be an unwashed dish in my sink when I’m hungover. You’re getting thrown away period.

And a thing in a box I don’t fuck anymore

Manually breathing rn

We felt the mog all the way across the gym to the point where I just left

This girl grew up to be Chappell Roan

Just spent 2 minutes trying to scratch off a speck on my computer screen. It was a period

Don’t want to get my hopes up, but I did just match with a “trade” on hinge…just waiting for that message back now 😊

Gay guys on Grindr: ❌ONLT INTO ASS UP, LOOSE HOLE FIST FUCK BOTTOM PIGGY 🐽 SLUTS ⛓️⛓️NO FATS Gay guys after you add them on Snapchat: you just have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves

Indiana has a street called Sabrina Carpenter Road???

The piss community actually doesn’t fuck with yellow piss. They require it to be clear

these new tik tok SNL people suck

Ohhh she’s a simple?? No wonder she made no moves omg

Two days before Halloween and I woke up with a tickle in my throat

If I fucking speak