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Buccaneers @ Bears is going to be an awesome matchup. Bucc’s (3-5) - PD: +27 (9) - Opp. PD: +77 (T-8) - TO: +4 (T-7) Bears (6-2) - PD: +54 (3rd) - Opp. PD: -14 (16th) - TO: -1 (T-17)
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Packers @ Patriots coin flip. Mirror image of each other. Better defense wins this game. Packers (5-3) - PD: +7 (T-14th) - Opp. PD: +100 (4th) - TO: +4 (T-7th) Patriots (5-3) - PD: +22 (13th) - Opp. PD: +162 (2nd) - TO: -7 (T-31st)
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Goat realizing she slept through her herd leaving😂
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the Intel yearly chart is a shit stain on American equities. If you looked at it with no context you’d immediately think something illegal happened here.
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Sean McVay reveals his absurd photographic memory, where he can recall the exact play calls, coverages, stat lines, celebrations and game situations from years ago on command Interviewer: “2021, Week 7. Lions are at SoFi. First-and-goal at the five, early fourth quarter. Give us your play call.” Sean McVay: “Yeah, it was a great touchdown pass from Matthew to Cooper Kupp. That was lab to south right, close, fired two fly X crossers. Got him in a man coverage right there. Cooper just outflanked him. Good throw and catch.” Interviewer: “Which team did Aaron Donald get his 100th career sack against?” Sean McVay: “It was a heck of a play. Full layout on Kyler Murray against the Cardinals. I have a picture of it. I still got to get him to sign that one.” Interviewer: “In the 2021 NFC Championship, Cooper Kupp had an extremely rare emotive reaction to his catch. What play call led to that grab?” Sean McVay: “Good old-fashioned choice for him. It was FOD to south left, clamp minus three jet, F choice, stuck-o man pressure. What a throw and catch. I mean, fitted in a tight window with K’Waun Williams right there. And then the run after the catch. He looked like Wolverine celebrating after that thing.” Interviewer: “The Bears’ last Super Bowl appearance was after the 2006 season. Who performed at halftime that year?” Sean McVay: “Had to be Prince.” Interviewer: “Can you name the top three Green Bay Packers career receiving leaders?” Sean McVay: “Donald Driver is up there. James Lofton and Sterling Sharpe got to be the top three.” Interviewer: “Thursday Night Football against the Raiders in ’22. How much time was left on the clock when the Rams got the ball for their game-winning drive?” Sean McVay: “Probably about a minute 45.” Interviewer: “2018, Week 4, Vikings at Rams. Following Robert Woods’ touchdown, he celebrated with which rapper in the stands?” Sean McVay: “YG.” Interviewer: “What was the play call for Puka’s first career reception?” Sean McVay: “It was Y mode, south left, clamp, Jacks right, Kors palm. It’s a nice little curl route.” Interviewer: “How many games did the late, great Don Shula win?” Sean McVay: “347.” Interviewer: “For the first seven years of your career, you were the youngest head coach in the National Football League. Who took that torch from you this January?” Sean McVay: “Yeah, it would be Jerod Mayo.” Interviewer: “Tyler Higbee had a standout performance against the Eagles in 2020. What was his stat line from that game?” Sean McVay: “Three catches, three touchdowns, over 50 yards.” Interviewer: “Following John Johnson’s interception in overtime of the 2018 NFC Championship Game, what was the name of his celebratory dance?” Sean McVay: “Choppa Style. And he was going hammer.” Interviewer: “What year did Jim Kelly retire from the National Football League?” Sean McVay: “That was ’96.” Interviewer: “I believe you were undefeated in their stadium, but you have yet to beat one of the teams that plays there.” Sean McVay: “Yeah, we’ve had a couple appearances against the Giants. Now we’ve got to go play the New York Jets at MetLife this year.” Interviewer: “Talk about knowing your foe.” Sean McVay: “I have no life, really.”
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Unfortunately “I’ve kept far more promises than I made” is a banger
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
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Ronika Stone Love and Jordan Loves recent TikTok has me in tears 😭😭
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Kevin Drops the Chili in Every Era of Human History
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Imagine getting paid to spot random people who look alike. That’s a career I didn’t know I needed. 😂
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Set your VPN to Isreal and the weather app has temperature sliders.
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New York City in the year 2000
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Trey Smack you are not allowed to leave practice today until you make 100 35 yard kicks consecutively. If you miss you start over.
#Packers kicker Trey Smack after the game: "I take accountability for my actions. I think that’s the biggest thing in this game is take accountability for your mistakes.”
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Trey smack might be the only kicker I’ve watched that’s better from 50 than 30
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I need a new NFL stat tracking teams being handed personal foul penalties against the packers for very unoffensive actions
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The Death of Software.
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Sliding Josh Jacobs into my lineup
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The Vikings hit Jordan love like this 30 times in week 1 btw Not a single call and rightfully so, because it’s not roughing. The league can call what they want but they need to be consistent.
We officially have a new softest roughing the passer penalty in NFL history
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Valentine didn’t get the cowboys comeback script from the NFL I guess
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Brian Schottenheimer challenging solely to ensure I live through another geico commercial tonight
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