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matt matt

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some thoughts

Joined August 2010
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If I ever fart it wasn't me
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Don't get me wrong I fart
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Even if it's clearly me I will deny deny deny
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But I will never admit to it
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Idk how many times we have to say it
Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) profile pictureBig Cat
@BarstoolBigCatMay 29
For the last time, Nadu isn’t Amish.
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Every player for 20 years had a chance to score 82+ points and no one did it. So shit the fuck up about bam stat padding. If you could of you would of
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Top 5 non American first names 1. Umberto 2. Nicolai 3. Seamus 4. Hu 5. Vladimir
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You're telling me Emmanuelle Chriqui and Nina Dobrev are different people
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"Los Angeles" is spanish lol
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Not doing top 5 dogs this year. Gonna do top 5 friends kids
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Top 5 movies I will watch anytime if I see them on tv 1. My Cousin Vinny 2. The Replacements 3. Major League 4. Good Fellas 5. Pineapple Express
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Dad tell gamer son to get a job, then ends up dead
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"Goofy" dad massacres entire family #snapchat headlines
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I am also working through issues to become the next UNC head coach
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefter11 Dec 2024
North Carolina is working to trying to close a deal with Bill Belichick to make the six-time Super Bowl champion the Tar Heels’ coach, but sources told ESPN there are still issues that both sides need to work through. More via @PeteThamel and @ClowESPN: espn.com/college-football/st…
Sources: 'Ball in Belichick's court' for UNC job

Sources: 'Ball in Belichick's court' for UNC job

Sources told ESPN that the "ball is in [Bill] Belichick's court" and that North Carolina officials are on board with him becoming the coach. A resolution is expected in the near future, sources said.

espn.com
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Cam newton talks like he's damn Aristotle
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Theres too many country songs about dirt
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Life hack order fast food from one place and eat it in the drive through of another place
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Roads are so sick
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Imagine no roads
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Let's start with players not dive bombing at peoples knees when they already have a guy on their back
Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) profile pictureRobert Griffin III
@RGIII19 Sep 2023
NFL RBs need to have another zoom meeting and figure out a way to make sure what has happened to Saquon Barkely and Nick Chubb doesn’t happen again. Under-paying top level running backs because they have a higher injury chance and then overusing them is BONKERS.
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