Ex-Pro Baseball player. Civil Lit/Appeals. TX & Illinois Licensed. Not legal advice.

Dallas, TX
Joined November 2017
Kenneth D. Owen retweeted
The first sausage race in World Series history goes to ... 👀
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Art is the only place where “legislative history” would be acceptable. #Satire (.@lawprofblawg).
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If you can’t afford a dishwasher, washer and dryer, etc., well, your bad investment/mortgage is not my problem. I paid, you clean.
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“Make this man profitable so we aren’t exposed!” - Online Rage-Baiters, Hot-Takers, and Unpopular-Opinion-Makers.
I really hate that rage-bait, hot takes, and unpopular opinions are so profitable online.
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I just made the most amazing tomato, garlic, olive, and mozzarella pasta sauce ever… 🤫 Don’t tell.
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Rome is just an ancient New York. Or New York is just a modern Rome.
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I can see the forum and the coliseum from my AirBnb’s patio…
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A beautifully crafted and spectacular meal at Enrico Bartolini al Mudec, Milan, Italy. 🤤
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Yo… I NEEDED some spicy food and I got it. Thanks, Milan. 😅
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In Milan, they have bumper cars in the park!
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This place was amazing.
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Ello, Venice.
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We saw some beautiful paintings and then we went to Bottega Giotti and I got my wife a handmade, handstiched bag! A very full day.
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Just become a 2X4 at this point.
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But of course I cook when I am in Italy.
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Me.. admiring the Vatican / Scavi Tour.
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Was watching “King of Queens” with dinner this evening. Me to my wife: “Wow. Depressed in Italian is Depresso. Drink that espresso and the depresso goes ‘Caio’.”
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Holy moly.. this is delicious.
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