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Joined May 2011
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no context kier@nocontextkier7h
when two divas-from-birth get together to maximize their joint slay
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why is this randomly such a good duo
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Anthony Bourdain
@Bourdain25 Dec 2011
I would bite Alvin's fucking head off--as an example to Simon and Theodore.
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Scoob@ScoobydouchebagNov 12
A new Jensen Huang affair will be announced every hour until our demands are met
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chase@_chase_____Nov 11
running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest
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T*nner@mulhlland_driveNov 11
Love these girls. Not the most popular but always sticking together
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Going my neighborhood CVS to grab four necessities it should only cost about $75
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DiamondBags@MrDiamondBagsNov 11
I’m overdue for a brain dead stare into a fire pit
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Meg@megannn_lynneNov 10
A handful of cheez-its can be dinner if you don’t care what happens to you
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Genuinely concerned for the Mahomes to name a 4th baby. We are damn near out of precious metals??? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO
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big-goonks@Stefanaj1234Nov 9
You live a normal life without a printer in your home but one day every 2 and a half years you need a printer
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Gonna start adding “and do it in the most violent, hateful way possible” to any advice I give
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G Д ЯGL Э@GargleMyBalls_Nov 10
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Grace
@gracecamille_Nov 10
Looking in the windows of nice houses as i walk by at night is one of the greatest pleasures of my life #keepyourblindsopenchallenge let’s get it trending
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tô me sentindo meio a Taylor Swift quando ela disse que era pra ter sido internada mas esqueceram de ir buscar
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bria.@Breezybrim_Nov 9
i am experiencing a level of character development this year I really didnt ask for lol
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06@StraybunzzNov 9
Academic spark come home baby I miss you
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anxiety will have you googling shit like “can i check books out at the library”
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Buck@Buck36043BuckNov 8
“What did you do this weekend?” I clenched my jaw Thanks for asking
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anteaterfacts🐜@ieatantzNov 6
What's the most attractive medicine a man can take, the CVS near me had two baddies working the counter
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