Tyrone Hammer, CPA

OKC KD at the bars to cope? #expand

Saw this character in the ring a few nights ago, evidence of a good night I suppose.

Maybe life will be okay post grad

They let the hammer get a little too hot yesterday, can’t say I didn’t make the most of it.

Roommate threw on some soccer today, I said why not. I understand it now. This is one of the most ridiculous sporting events I’ve ever witnessed.

Just took my last ever college exam, how tf did I get here

Let’s just hire Phil Jackson. Problem Solved.

You could be in a third world country farming for strawberries or some shit. Instead you get to drink green beer on a random Sunday. It’s a wonderful life we live, never forget that. #americandream

What is the Aggies ceiling in the tourney? I’m thinking sweet 16 if our shooting is elite.

Flops on the strip? #expand

Thanks pops, I will have a good last break

Came across this beast on LinkedIn today. No DEI, no problem. Safe to say he’s getting a connect request from Tyrone. #LANK

We live and die by getting to the line, Wade/Zhuric having 15+ and playing the best defense in the country. Wade had his worst game of the season and we were within 4 in the last ten minutes of the game. I’m not saying we’re final 4 bound but this isn’t the end of the world

doin some shit you wouldn’t understand, w some people you wouldn’t come across

Bet the under on national anthem time and this dei hire decided to sing land of the free three times. We know it’s the land of the free buddy, worst National Anthem I’ve ever heard.

Was tryna explain the severity of the Luka trade to a chick who strictly knew Aggie football. Told her it was like if the Ags cut Sammy Salz from the team. She immediately burst into tears. #savethewalkons

Paddocks was the best bar on northgate before the fish camp freaks infiltrated it

Cam Skattebo is the cracker of fucking year.

Dezz Ricks you sorry asl, come guard me for a band straight up

Yes I’m at my foreign friends house, yes we eating exotic, yes I’m drinking a dos, yes my parents are in the 37% tax bracket , any more questions?