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You are shooting blanks, your insults will only make me laugh. I genuinely don't gaf what you think about me. 🙄🙄
I remember when a lady’s husband complained that his wife doesn’t wash his clothes, everyone started condemning her until she said her husband asked her not to wash his clothes with the washing machine she bought with her own money. When asked, he said washing machine will spoil his clothes, he wants her to use her hands.
I know this man very well, dry cleaner has been using machine to wash his clothes before he got married
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A hill I’ll die on. You cannot be in love with someone you’re not physically attracted to .
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You took me out, spent money, bought me things. You were doing everything within your power to get a yes.
That wasn’t enough. You still made sure you impressed me in bed… you brought your A game while we were fvcking!!
But somehow after all this, I’m the cheap one??
Boy maths 😁
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Some of these Lagos bus drivers will really test your patience. 😭
Yesterday, someone sent a package to me, so I sent my rider to pick it up. When my rider got to the park, the driver told him he had already left and asked him to meet him at another location.
My rider got to the new location and called him, but instead of telling him exactly where he was, the driver kept refusing to give a clear direction. My rider reached out to me, so I called the driver myself. I was even begging him to tell me where he was, but this man just hung up on me!
I tried calling several times, and he refused to pick up. After all the stress, he eventually dropped the package with a storekeeper, who later called me.
I think some of them have mental issues because I cannot understand their behavior sometimes.
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Normal people: my wife and i decided we will both quit social media because it's too toxic.
Losers: I instructed my wife to leave social media.
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You’ll think Nigerians are wiser now, introduce a new ponzi today and someone will invest 10million tomorrow 😂😂
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You ghost person wey no dy interested in you?
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OS
Olosho
Baddies
Runs girls
Ashawo
Yall always find new names to demean women, but never find names to demean your politicians that make your lives miserable.
🤡🤡🤡
We only have few people who can think right like this.
You people should leave Toluwanisings widow alone!
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Replying to @bunmola2010 @Only1Etubo
You see that ikorodu experience made my parents changed their mind about burying them at home. My mom said she saw d3ad people bones scattered on the ikorodu when developer's were building some houses around Sabo area.
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Replying to @Only1Etubo
I’m a developer and we have a guy from Ikorodu,his speciality is uprooting the bones of dead relatives.Especially when you buy and demolish all those old face me I face you
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Nigerian: Bury me in my house! In fact! Bury me in my living room. Nobody will sell the house I built with my sweat!
Developers after a decade:
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If it means “passenger princess”, how come they’re being tagged “useless?” MMS.

























