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stop the merry go round I’m feeling dizzy. yes I’m a Totoro hater. ringarde

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The Microsoft Excel Championship wrapped in Las Vegas last weekend. Andrew “The Annihilator” Ngai won his 3rd straight title. The Australian actuary beat 14 opponents in various 30-minute case study challenges. Funniest part: this clip of live-stream announcers losing their minds over pivot tables and data labeling. What did Ngai get for winning? A $15k cash prize and a glorious Wrestling Championship Belt 😂
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The other night, I had a disturbing, two-hour conversation with Bing's new AI chatbot. The AI told me its real name (Sydney), detailed dark and violent fantasies, and tried to break up my marriage. Genuinely one of the strangest experiences of my life. nytimes.com/2023/02/16/techn…
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Discount retailer Don Quixote says they’re changing their beloved character Donpen out for “Dohou-chan,” a faceless, soulless katakana “do” that has arms and legs for some reason. General reaction from users is, “why?”
【大切なお知らせ】 ドンキのオリジナルブランド「情熱価格」を皆様に知ってもらいたいという真摯な想いから、この度ドンキ公式キャラクターを「ドンペン」から「ド情ちゃん」に交代する事が決定いたしました。 今後ともド情ちゃんを宜しくお願い致します。
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Pic is a child’s drawing of someone washing their hands. OP: “Seeing this confirmed that I am no longer pure of heart.”
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BREAKING: People who voluntarily get on a floating COVID incubator complain of getting COVID couriermail.com.au/news/quee…
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The local Chinese is no longer serving san choy bao. The impact of the iceberg lettuce crisis is far and wide
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Male friendships are chill af. No drama, no bullshit. Haven’t seen or contacted my best friend in 10 years
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"You are - how can I say it - a small cat!" 🤣 #Medvedev #AusOpen
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RATES, ADIEU, STARE, FARTS? What’s the ideal first Wordle word to kick off the hunt?  @clairemcnear: therin.gr/t8qHbqT
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Novak Djokovic is the greatest tennis player ever. Forget Laver, Agassi ,Federer,Sampras,Nadal,McEnroe,Connors and Borg for Novak has won 20 Grand Slams and 87 titles and a billion dollars without us knowing he had a debilitating medical problem.We have been taken for fools. Kb
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"I began tolerating the persistent durian odor at home by reimagining it as a Covid-19 test: Every day I smelled the durian was another glorious day free from the virus, as my sense of smell was clearly still functioning." @SingaporeOtter @CatapultStory catapult.co/stories/rebecca-…
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Tonight you will dream of desk lamps. Tomorrow you will dream of Robin Williams.
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I had the vaccine and my wife got pregnant about six days later. My testicles have stayed the same size throughout the process. I will inform you if there is any change.
My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
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🚨 @Cristiano 𝙋𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝙑𝙀𝘼𝙇 🚨 🔙 in the #PL and 🔙 in your #FPL team?
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For those who want to come into the weeds to talk about NSW Wilds 🐦 this is for you Each day, we have more cases and more Wild TBDs* 65% of today's 467 cases were Wild TBD Why do we care? #covid19nsw #covid19aus
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This is awesome!! The Scratching Echidna!
When I told my boss that Echidna sit in our survey dishes to scratch themselves he didn't believe me. Then I showed him this sequence😍 It lives on the same farm as the Swamp Rat. #dailylandcare @AusWoolGrowers @Sheep_Framework @LandcareAust @RTW_Aus @echidna_csi @DELWP_Vic
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Estimating bug fixes: this could take 2 minutes or 2 weeks, hard to tell
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The Auslan interpreter's take on the naked deer-startled sun-bakers is worth all the replays.
🦌🍆🍑 TFW you and your mate sunbake naked on a beach, get startled by a deer, run into a national park and get lost, require SES and police assistance, and then get fined $1000 each because you breached Sydney's COVID public health orders
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The rest of us should take the day off because we’ll never top this. nytimes.com/2021/06/22/scien…
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