@ughitssummer

#1 new york times best tweeter

 Chicago, IL
Joined November 2012
  • Tweets20.6K
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  • Followers2.7K
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my job is literally just an extended version of being a college student except I get paid and it’s so much fun
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Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTYOct 27
whenever i replay in my head all the nice things a guy has done for me i start feeling like an abused sheltered dog
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Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTYOct 26
arugula is disgusting and i’m tired of pretending it’s not
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chicago is a barista city
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I literally dgaf about these awful people but this video is absolutely fucking sickening and shocking me to my core in so many ways
belle@bellatacobellOct 24
The way Hila’s entire face drops :/ #H3H3 #H3 #ethanklein #hilaklein #Tamara
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き@exist2postOct 26
When you’re chopping it upppp with a 19 year old girl and tell her you’re actually 25 and she’s like ohhhhhh😭😭😭
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i can’t think of what’s worse. being vince’s gf and watching big brother 27 or being hila klein
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nobody wants to admit this but the only situations in which women don’t “put out” is because their man has an active porn addiction. next
speckzo 🇻🇦
@realspeckzoOct 26
So Hila wasn’t putting out for over a year? The plot thickens.
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oatmilkbunni@oatmilkbunniOct 25
She’s gotta leave a dent in his head I’m so serious
EckhartsLadder
@EckhartsLadderOct 25
one of the better archive clips I haven't seen anyone talk about lmao
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at the point in adulthood where everyone around me is trying to normalize cheating and it’s like. Um actually let’s not…..
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holy fucking fuck
calculator app@LYUBAENOOct 25
Tamara has a playlist dedicated to Ethan Klein entitled “the boss” with songs by the smiths, Radiohead, and “the winner takes it all” by ABBA
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.@biggestBANKSfanOct 25
in-laws getting ghetto meanwhile she's queening and skinny
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Honestly this is a good reminder to everyone that acting insane and possessive and jealous about your wife or husband is completely normal and good and may have prevented this Never be chill, always crash out immediately, threaten suicide as the first move
Lolcow Uncensored
@LCUncens0redOct 23
It's almost like Ethan Klein was putting signs right in front of our face....👀🍿
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charlie@gonegirlfriendOct 25
Trying to plan a last minute halloween costume when I’ve been feeling especially chopped as of late
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ethan klein is cancelled and trisha paytas just ran a 10k. The world is healing
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Brody@britmebabyOct 24
Group of my friends all said “who even uses twitter anymore” and all agreed
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plausible deniability is a man’s best friend
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jen 🎃🎃🎃@penandjenOct 25
men who prefer bald pussy are microdosing pedophilia
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she uses AI for her album art so I really dgaf
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 24
Missing posters for Kesha's missing car have started appearing in major cities.
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sometimes i can’t tell if im hailey bieber or selena gomez
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