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My Life Was An Accident

Joined March 2026
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Framed a photo of Zohran Mamdani for our apartment, like the Catholics used to do for JFK
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Lame fuck pedo is having a complete meltdown
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O comentarista político e influenciador estadunidense de esquerda Hasan Piker faz promessa ousada durante live na Twitch: vai publicar seus nudes caso os democratas conquistem 56 cadeiras no Senado dos EUA.
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Hunter Schafer on the $1 bill Mamdani on the $5 bill Lady gaga on the $10 bill Rupaul on the $50 bill Miss Rachel on the $100 bill
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tutorial MUITO FÁCIL de como ler no ao3 enquanto ele está em manutenção 🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵
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Beat your manager up
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Trump cannot possibly be new Hitler. Alexander the Great came from Macedonia. Napoleon came from Corsica. Hitler came from Austria. The American Hitler has to come from Canada.
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yeah i am pissed
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Average is the new best.
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someone hacked my old tiktok and didnt post anything, just made a playlist full of family guy videos
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Would you guys still call me an architect if I was a worm?
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taking this off priv because i REALLY wanna shade someone
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Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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People who make these jokes always give me the ick you cant say you dont like something you have to undermine genocide okay
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Happy 35th birthday to Zohran Mamdani.
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This is what Not getting a hit tweet does to a man
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would it feel good to use a scrub daddy as a fleshlight
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Me when im not the center of attention
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